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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by AlphaTemplar, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. NaTaSMAI

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    Granted, you have 3 weeks to plan, but nobody shows up

    I wish I could go back in time
     
  2. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    Granted, but you are stuck in an infinant loop of different times and places only stopping in each for five seconds (for triple j fans)

    I wish my cat would stop putting her white hair on my black clothes
     
  3. NaTaSMAI

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    Granted, your cat puts her white hairs on your now pink clothes

    I wish I had more energy
     
  4. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    Granted, you now have a triple A battery, only its a very cheap brand, and it has a leak.

    i wish i was 18
     
  5. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, now you can be legally sodomozied by older (stronger) men.

    I wish I would stop teh cring :cry:
     
  6. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    Granted, now you bottle up all your emotions untill one day you finaly snap and kill several people in a freak clock-tower sniping incident.

    I wish i didnt grow out of my leather pants :(
     
  7. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Granted, but now when you where them you look like yngwie :lol:

    I wish I could get started on my 4 page paper! (due in...3 hours)
     
  8. NaTaSMAI

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    Granted, you get started, but you don't finish in time

    I wish I had some really good salsa to eat with my chips
     
  9. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    Granted, but you develope an alergy to tomato, onion, capsicum, sugar, corn starch, salt, spices, and chillies.

    I wish i didnt have to mow the lawn today
     
  10. kerrys wear boots

    kerrys wear boots technoviking

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    ^granted, but the neglected lawn becomes a jungle and you get eviscerated by a tiger.

    i wish guys werent such dumbasses.
     
  11. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    hmmm, i do not understand how it is possible to corrupt a wish like this, because it is impossible to grant it seing as i know many, many, many guys who are not dumbasses.

    anyway, dont let me rain on your parade
     
  12. gatedropper

    gatedropper Prince of Peace

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    Granted but guys all become too smart to like chicks like you.

    I wish I didn't live in a dry county.
     
  13. kerrys wear boots

    kerrys wear boots technoviking

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    ^granted, but you drown in a flood.

    i wish my car didnt suck so fucking much.
     
  14. Nemesis_lxix

    Nemesis_lxix Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*

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    ^Granted but now everything else in your life sucks.

    I wish some people wouldn&#8217;t bust my balls all the time on msn.
     
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    ^ Granted, people now bust your balls in real life

    I wish I had a nice chicken fried steak dinner
     
  16. kerrys wear boots

    kerrys wear boots technoviking

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    ^granted, but you get bird flu.

    i wish it would snow.
     
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    gatedropper Prince of Peace

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    granted but the snow is black and stains your underwears.

    I wish the beer drinkin didn't make my head hurt afterwards.
     
  18. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    Granted now your head hurts before and during the beer drinking.

    i wish i had a soft pillow
     
  19. entanglement

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    granted, but you don't have a bad OR a house. you end up sleeping in a dark swamp with your nice soft pillow when a croc eats you alive in the middle of your pathetic attempt at sleeping.

    i wish i didn't have to lie.
     
  20. NaTaSMAI

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    Granted, you don't have to lie, but the truths you tell are thought to be lies anyway

    I wish I had a nice cheeseburger
     

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