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Dan Swanö Haikus

Discussion in 'Dan Swanö' started by Pate, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. BrandonS

    BrandonS Member

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    Pate wrote some haikus
    I thought I would read them too
    I thought they sucked ass. :lol:

    I don't know Dag well,
    so I can't really write one....
    I'd pee in his butt.
     
  2. cenzu

    cenzu Ain't that a bitch.

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    this is pretty f*cked up! :guh:
    haikus, Chuck norris jokes :puke:

    what is wrong with you people!

    :danceboy:
    WANNA DANCE?
     
  3. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    Write one on yourself
    Then we will see the true Dan
    Expressed in Haiku
     
  4. Lefthander

    Lefthander Ethno freak

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    Hare Dan!
    Hare Swano!
    Hare Dan!
    Hare Swano!

    repeat it till Dan record Moontower 2:)
     
  5. Chill 02

    Chill 02 Ich stehle Ihre Frauen

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    Please rephrase that thing
    In the form of a haiku
    with five, seven, five
     
  6. cenzu

    cenzu Ain't that a bitch.

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    you are so fucked up
    this place is turning insane
    haikus suck big ass!
     
  7. BrandonS

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    I think it is cool
    To finally see you guys
    In your true gay form
     
  8. Pate

    Pate Member

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    Haikus about Dan
    Are better than you could be
    We should stop this now.
     
  9. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    I concur with that.
    Haikus are for weirdo queers.
    Please stop them right now

    This is a very great thread
    I hope 'twill never be dead
    Limerick rhymes
    Are much more in time
    And so it shall always be said
     
  10. BrandonS

    BrandonS Member

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    But limericks are hard to do
    for your average everyday jew
    so no-one will chat
    because they are fat
    and would rather go play in their poo
     
  11. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    There's a chance that I'm up for a chat
    Admittedly I am quite fat
    I won't write haiku
    For I, unlike you
    Can't just rhyme at the drop of a hat!
     
  12. BrandonS

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    Well that's funny, my new silly friend
    That your limerick skills you pretend
    I thought you were smart,
    but this breaks my heart,
    Your intelligence I can't defend :D

    Rhyming is a lyricist art. :eek:
     
  13. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    O, woe that you do not have faith
    My rhyming is seriously ace
    Although that one was shit
    (You'd verify it)
    My rhyming is will grate up your face!
     
  14. qwerty_qwerty

    qwerty_qwerty New Metal Member

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    The buried topic
    Must be reborn
    Cos Swano's music won't die!
     
  15. Naglfar

    Naglfar As Naglfar devours us all

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    This indeed is one of the greatest threads in heavy metal / rock history. I'm not writing this as a haiku SORRY GUYS
     
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    qwerty_qwerty New Metal Member

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    Dan Swano once recorded some cool coversongs
    The treasure can't be hidden
    So he put it on "Reinventing The Past"

    Dan Swano once performed
    Judas Priest's "Before the Dawn"
    Will it be ever released?

    Dan Swano once made
    Beautiful soft stuff on one of the Moontower sessions
    He released it via his homepage

    Dan Swano once created
    A band
    He called it Nightingale

    Dan Swano once sang
    On the some Therion's songs
    That sounds awesome!

    Dan Swano once said
    "EVERYBODY DOING ALRIIIIGHT!!!"
    It was used in the great tribute song "Like Swano"

    Akerfeldt left Bloodbath again
    Dan Swano won't replace him
    But he gave us "The Inheritance"!

    Dan Swano didn't write here
    Since April 30th, 2012
    Does it mean that Second Sky's LP is near?
     
  17. Lord K

    Lord K Busy pissing on you

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    This forum is an abomination.
     
  18. Tumn

    Tumn baptized in blood

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    Not a Haiku! and neither is this!

    This forum is an abomination
    It is not Global Domination
    Where we praise Lord K in masturbation
     
  19. Lord K

    Lord K Busy pissing on you

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    When you put it like that, this forum is amazing.
     

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