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For Sirs Who Installed Sump Pump in New House: A Collection of Haikus

Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by TheNewChupe, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. TheNewChupe

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    basement leaking now
    why is the sump pump higher
    than all of the floor?

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    water rising fast
    three inches at least i see
    wet shoes smell so bad

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    septic tank is full
    creek is swiftly flowing by
    hope it takes the dogs

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    muscles ache from strain
    pushing water all night long
    the floor is still wet
     
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    Baliset guitar deity

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    this thread brings a tear to my eye
     
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    deadair Overly-Cryptic Jake

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  4. TheNewChupe

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    no mo wata plz
    got this bitch all fizzled up
    git outta dodge, foo
     
  5. minxnim

    minxnim meow

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    that last one is dece
     
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    avi W3RK3R

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  7. TheNewChupe

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    yeah, not real high on creative marks here.
    if i see another drop of rain ima killin something
     
  8. minxnim

    minxnim meow

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    chupe may i make a suggestion? call the guy up and read the following:

    "yo bro listen i got leaks up in here like you wouldn't believe, the baby momma is screaming and shits gettin ugly. i dont need your ass blowin up my spot like this so you might wanna come over here and clean shit up before i have to run your grill into the dirt bitch."
     
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    "run your grill into the dirt"

    nice.
     
  10. minxnim

    minxnim meow

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    being ghetto has always worked for me
     

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