God is an old man with a white beard sitting in the clouds watching everything we do. He will come down from heaven riding a reindeer unicorn hybrid waving an M-60 magic wond. Spreading magic fairy and pixie dust He will make all bad things go away. Ninja Jesus will be on his right side, taking out atheist and buddhists with his super magic bomerang - crown of thorns +6 (woven of thorn branches). And there's a bunch of angels with swords and skateboards. THE END ”As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura.” - Josh Thomas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFFxqqlRzwE Satanists have God in their head. They shouldn't have that. Kinda like this - ALSO!