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How many times a week do you engage in solitary masturbation/orgasm?

Discussion in 'RC' started by Susperia, Jan 1, 2008.

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How many times weekly do you fuck yourself

  1. Once.

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  2. Twice.

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  3. Thrice.

    5 vote(s)
    17.2%
  4. Every day at 3pm.

    8 vote(s)
    27.6%
  5. Too many to count. (swizzlenuts)

    9 vote(s)
    31.0%
  6. Never, I'm Catholic.

    3 vote(s)
    10.3%
  7. Never, my gf/bf/spouse always takes care of me.

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  1. Susperia

    Susperia Member

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    Curious to see how this differs between the ladies and men, the single and married, etc.
     
  2. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    Well, good luck having married women answering on this board.

    What you want to know is how often you can picture the Moose touching himself, freak psycho.
     
  3. Susperia

    Susperia Member

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    Yeah, that's it, you got me.
     
  4. Carabeu

    Carabeu ct_thrash

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    Depends on where Derick is. If he's not away on a trip or something, then never. I just jump on him whenever I like :)
     
  5. Evil?

    Evil? omghaxlol!1

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    This varies. Depends on what is going on during said week. During the average week the best option would probably be everyday at 3pm minus the 3 pm part. If I am really bored and all alone all day, then all bets are off man.o_O
     
  6. swizzlenuts

    swizzlenuts Smoke Pipe

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    Too many to count.
     
  7. Bobington

    Bobington Captain Supermarket

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    Usually it depends on whether or not I'm in a relationship and if my "carnal needs" are being sufficiently furfilled. Otherwise, somewhere between "every day" and "too many to count" would describe me.
     
  8. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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  9. E-bortion

    E-bortion Omae wa mo shindeiru

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    depends on stress levels, location, etc. honestly, it's one of those things that varies week to week. it also depends on my woman situation which also varies week to week.
     
  10. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    Due to some of the stupid crap that is annoying and pisses me off at work, and the lazy fucker who constantly call in "sick". I'm debating getting my own sort of revenge by wasting time jerking off in the bathroom. Figure it might be nice to get paid to spank it.
     
  11. dill_the_devil

    dill_the_devil OneMetal.com Music Editor

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    Trust me, it is.
     
  12. Crimson Velvet

    Crimson Velvet Sønn av Syperi

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    Between work and social engagements, I usually get down to business twice a week.
     
  13. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    Seconded.
     
  14. dill_the_devil

    dill_the_devil OneMetal.com Music Editor

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    *goes for a high-five, before rapidly reconsidering and lowering arm, awkwardly*
     
  15. Guthrum

    Guthrum Member

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    Yeah, you don't know where his e-hand has been.
     
  16. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    I'm Catholic.


    And by 'I'm Catholic', it means that I sin uncontrollably and then the priest calls me a dirty little boy for it and that exites me erotically.
     
  17. Susperia

    Susperia Member

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    When the hell does this poll close so I can see who voted what?
     
  18. WhiteBeastofWotan

    WhiteBeastofWotan Apostitutes!

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  19. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    You have to set that from the beginning. This poll will last forever and remain anonymous

    woohoo
     
  20. Captain Beard

    Captain Beard No longer active

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    I don't think you'll get as many votes if you make it public anyway.
     

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