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Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by FrostGiant, Jun 12, 2008.

  1. FrostGiant

    FrostGiant Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper

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    So I went to McDs this morning for breakfast and as I go to take a drink of coffee it spills down the front of my shirt. The cover wasn't on very good. Plus the coffee was really hot and now I have a burn on my stomache. I didn't put the top on. They put the top on. And I didn't make the top.

    BTW, didn't they get sued for having their coffee too hot and burning someone already? You'd think they would have learned not to have their coffee so damned hot. Stupid McDonalds.

    Also, the coffee kind of smelled like feet.
     
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    Barbecue sauce feet?
     
  3. FrostGiant

    FrostGiant Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper

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    Dorito feet.
     
  4. TheNewChupe

    TheNewChupe HTML is not allowed.

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    I was told once the puppy feet smell like Fritos
     
  5. Chaosmongirl

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    Puppy feet smell like the ground.
     
  6. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    in a 2005 decision, SCOTUS ruled that your type of incident fell under a "buyer be wack" provision, vide Himmelstoss v. Sonic, in which the opinion stated (Scalia and Ginsberg concurred FYI; Thomas wrote the dissent) that patronizing a "known unfit" establishment opened the consumer up to a raft of otherwise actionable indignities.

    in other words, you make the decision to eat at McDonald's, it's hard to complain that something gross or harmful happened to you, because that's what you paid them for.
     
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    Yeah. Why can't you be more like Greg? He didn't complain try to sue anyone when he found out about the foot toxin scam.
     
  8. Astral Poetry

    Astral Poetry "Eros! Your hand...!"

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    greg's doing well with his new barbecue foot sauce, anyway
     
  9. FrostGiant

    FrostGiant Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper

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    Yeah well, you get me one coffee drinker on that jury and I'll be a rich man.
     
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    Tabasco is superior.
     
  11. Chaosmongirl

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    In coffee or on feet?
     
  12. FrostGiant

    FrostGiant Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper

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    My belly button has blisters today because that's where the hot coffee pooled up. I should at least get free coffee or something.
     
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    Hey, at least you got free blisters.
     
  14. FrostGiant

    FrostGiant Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper

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    Yeah, I got that going for me, which is nice.
     
  15. delonlimpidform

    delonlimpidform New Metal Member

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    WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BALM ON?!
     

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