D***wad "OK, so Im running a metal zone through my line 6 spider. I gots me a sweet mic from the radio shack that cost like $20! How should I mic my amp so I can sound like machine head?" Me "dude are you for real? Why dont you just use my 5150 & sm57" him "what is a 5150" me "Its the go to amp for an awesome metal guitar tone" him "But I got my rig set up just how I like it" Seriously guys, what the hell do you do with people like this?