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Discussion in 'Saxon' started by Sammi951, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. Sammi951

    Sammi951 Member

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    A visitor to a mental institution asked the Director how he decided which patients should be kept in...

    The Director said "We fill the bath with water, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub"

    The visitor said "Oh, I see...a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggest"

    The Director said "No, a normal person would pull the fucking plug out...would you like a bed near the window?" :D
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Class pure fucking class:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    valanx Room of Angel

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    an octopus walks into a bar,says to the barman"i bet i can play any musical instrument.The barman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Jimi Hendrix.Another bloke gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John.Jock gives him bagpipes,the octopus fumbles for a minute and looks confused,Jock says "ha can ye nae play it? Octopus says "play it i'm gonna shag it as soon as i get it's fucking pyjamas off"
     
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    Two crackers there ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    You got me,I almost spit my beer,don't drink and read..........
     
  7. SAXONATOR

    SAXONATOR Crazy even without Drugs

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    n1ce 1!

    here is something to make the brain smoking:

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