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Discussion in 'Nekrogoblikon' started by Dylan of Gilead, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. Dylan of Gilead

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    My friends and I bought plastic swords and shields from a toy store that's going out of business.

    We then drove to a neighboring town with the windows down and our swords held out, screaming, "Charge!" and, "For Gondor!" to the accompaniment of Goblin Island.

    Thought you all should know.
     
  2. NekrogoblinTim

    NekrogoblinTim Your skin is mine.

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    That's awesome! Hahahhaha

    "For Gondor!" lolz
     
  3. Perpetual_goblin

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    I think you should tell the rest of the story. The part with god.
     
  4. Dylan of Gilead

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    R? Rob? Sam?
     
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    The part with me (h)
     
  6. Corrupted Innocence

    Corrupted Innocence Sentenced To Dusk drummer

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    lol... I bet there were some mixed expressions on people's faces.
     
  7. Dylan of Gilead

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    Some dude pulled up next to us at a red light, and nodded. So we nodded back, and hailed him. Then he held up a hat with a UPS logo, and said, "I'm a mailman."

    Best mailman ever.
     
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    Corrupted Innocence Sentenced To Dusk drummer

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    Nidafjöll Member

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    story was made of win.

    daedric dylan (1:03:05 AM): I met God tonight, btw.
    noinoelprup (1:03:09 AM): o rly?
    noinoelprup (1:03:12 AM): what did he say?
    daedric dylan (1:03:13 AM): Yep.
    daedric dylan (1:03:17 AM): It's an epic story.
    daedric dylan (1:03:58 AM): Well, there's this toy store going out of business in a plaza in my town.
    daedric dylan (1:04:05 AM): So all their shit is like, a million percent off.
    daedric dylan (1:04:48 AM): So my friends and I went and bought swords and shields for $2.
    daedric dylan (1:04:52 AM): Then we bought a fire extinguisher.
    daedric dylan (1:04:56 AM): For 12 dollars.
    noinoelprup (1:04:56 AM): wtf
    noinoelprup (1:05:02 AM): what toy store is this
    daedric dylan (1:05:04 AM): They were selling the fixtures.
    daedric dylan (1:05:06 AM): KB Toys.
    daedric dylan (1:05:42 AM): Well.
    daedric dylan (1:06:05 AM): We decided to drive to a neighboring town, because one member of our Kin decided he wanted to hook up with this girl.
    daedric dylan (1:06:15 AM): So we drove there, and blasted Amon Amarth/Nekrogoblikon.
    daedric dylan (1:06:21 AM): And had our swords out the window.
    daedric dylan (1:06:23 AM): etc.
    daedric dylan (1:06:33 AM): And we got to a Dunkin Donuts.
    daedric dylan (1:06:44 AM): And while outside, a drunk dude came out of these shitty apartments.
    daedric dylan (1:07:00 AM): It was squeezed in between like, a nail salon, and another place.
    daedric dylan (1:07:07 AM): It looked like a haven for e.coli.
    noinoelprup (1:07:10 AM): ha
    daedric dylan (1:07:16 AM): So he came out, and started talking to us because of our siq wepinz.
    daedric dylan (1:07:53 AM): And he was creepy, so we all ran away.
    daedric dylan (1:08:00 AM): 'Cept we walked. We don't run.
    daedric dylan (1:08:10 AM): Then he followed us across the street.
    daedric dylan (1:08:22 AM): And kept talking about how we were awesome, and that he wanted to know who our leader was.
    daedric dylan (1:08:33 AM): So we ditched again, and he went across the street, got Chinese food, then came back.
    daedric dylan (1:08:37 AM): Offered it to us.
    daedric dylan (1:08:43 AM): Then asked about our siq wepinz.
    daedric dylan (1:08:51 AM): So I pretended to draw out a map in the pavement.
    daedric dylan (1:09:33 AM): And said that we were from Rohan, and were en route to Gondor, to aid them in their battle against the forces of Mordor, and that Sauron had already assaulted our front from Isengard, but we held him off.
    daedric dylan (1:09:45 AM): Then he goes, "...that sounds like Lord of the Rings."
    daedric dylan (1:09:57 AM): And we were like, "What's that?"
    daedric dylan (1:10:15 AM): So then he started talking about how we ruled, and he cared about us because we were the future of the nation.
    daedric dylan (1:10:20 AM): And etc.
    daedric dylan (1:10:22 AM): Then left.
    daedric dylan (1:10:35 AM): And when he left, my friend said, "Rohan accepts you."
    noinoelprup (1:10:40 AM): lol
    daedric dylan (1:10:48 AM): And he said, "Jesus Christ accepts me. That's all that matters."
    daedric dylan (1:11:00 AM): Then he left, and that was that.
     
  10. Bassman366

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    It's a so beautiful story.


    It makes senses... I think...
     
  11. GmT-Curwen

    GmT-Curwen Wildhoney

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    Hahahah, that's a true epic story, Tolkien would be proud of you.
     
  12. Adam.G

    Adam.G och aye the noo

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    lol...nuff said :lol:

    sounds like you had a fun day/night?
     

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