This site is supported by the advertisements on it, please disable your AdBlocker so we can continue to provide you with the quality content you expect.

Join the Chaos

Want to join in with the rest of the Hate Crew? Sign up today!

Lets Talk About Random Shit Thread.

Discussion in 'CoB Off-topic' started by Feel_The_Force, May 25, 2006.

  1. CliffBurton

    CliffBurton Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2005
    Messages:
    10,461
    Likes Received:
    27
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Ontario
    As well as gay marriage, and a law that says you have to wear a condom in pornograhic videos in California.

    I didn't really follow the election, I laughed at the funny posts about it on reddit. I find it odd how many Americans are going around asking if we followed... Russlle Brand had the best answer to that:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Ii4Py2-dM


    Did you follow the last Canadian election? Neither did I.
     
  2. monoxide_child

    monoxide_child New Metal Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2008
    Messages:
    6,219
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
    i will be able to move into an apt the day after thanksgiving
    woo-hoo
    will be sleeping indoors for the month of december
     
  3. TheKid

    TheKid OFR

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2008
    Messages:
    3,703
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Britland
    Halo 4. Good shit. Campaign is one of the series' best, multiplayer is...polarising. As someone who's played since CE in 2002 and online since 2 in 2006 I like it /shrug

    Brentowulf and I donging on weakass players in matchmaking. Best I've been doing on Halo since about 2007. GOTY for me but considering this is one of the 2 games have bought/will buy this year my opinion is irrelevant.
     
  4. monoxide_child

    monoxide_child New Metal Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2008
    Messages:
    6,219
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
    :lol:

    including Texas
    which, iirc, is the only state that can actually do so legally
    if Texas actually secedes, i'm gonna see if i can move to USA, haven't left Texas yet just mostly cuz i'm too lazy to move
     
  5. CliffBurton

    CliffBurton Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2005
    Messages:
    10,461
    Likes Received:
    27
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Ontario
    So if you happen to be Dutch. I just served a reception for your countries princess... like 2 hours into my shift doing prep I decided to ask "whats with all the dutch flags and licorice?"

    So yeah that was a fun, here is what we served her.

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    MussKulls! The sauce was some Creole Dijon dressing we have, then I saw the chef toss in a shitload of garlic and a good cup or so of Gin. Gross.
    Other platter is some potato thing with like a deviled egg in the middle. Also pretty terrible.

    [​IMG]
    Open-face sandwiches. Prosciutto melon, crab, chicken salad, Brie tomato, and smoked salmon.

    [​IMG]
    I had to be told about 10 times what these were called, and it was a waste of everyones time because I forgot again.
    The translation is "little cake". and thats what they are. Also, wild chocolate crocombouche appears. (spelling)

    [​IMG]
    Cheese platter, and I did not carve those melons... but my manager decided to tell our organizer that it was me, and he decided to get carried away and say I am the chef that does allll of the carvings. About 5 other people overhear this, so now I get to explain to 6 VIP, rich ass people, how I do it, how long it takes, how long I've been doing these things.... I've never done it, I had no idea... thankfully the organizer and I think 2 others were drunk so I was able to pull that one off... while having a heart attack...

    Cheese were Gouda, Edam, and a Gouda with Cumin seeds which was so totally awesome.

    [​IMG]
    To the left are some licorice candies, little tarts and cakes, and a fuckton of different gingerbread cookies. I was called away before I could finnish. We also served hot H'ors D'ouvres that were passed around.

    All our staff was warned. There will be three armed CSIS gaurds around her at all times. You are not to go anywhere near her. If she wants a drink, or food, she will get her people to tell a manager.

    I have no clue why she was even here :/

    Anyway... that was fun. Bonus pic, different event, I made this bird our of a zuchini and snuck it into this display. Weee! :p.
    [​IMG]
     
  6. the stone's hinge

    the stone's hinge Professional Do-Gooder

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2002
    Messages:
    1,409
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Chicago, IL.
    Damn. That is some good looking food. Way to go, sir.
     
  7. Night Reaper

    Night Reaper ooo the reaper wants more

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2006
    Messages:
    3,967
    Likes Received:
    59
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    New Brunswick, Canada
    Cliff stop wasting your time here, go on tv
     
  8. monoxide_child

    monoxide_child New Metal Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2008
    Messages:
    6,219
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
    this is pretty funny
     
  9. CliffBurton

    CliffBurton Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2005
    Messages:
    10,461
    Likes Received:
    27
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Ontario
    most of that wasn't me :p. The desserts are all ordered in, and the fancy fruitwork was the Head Chef and Garde Manger. Gonna google how-to on that I think.

    I did the muscles, canapes, and some more cold canapes that were passed around, just to clarify :p

    Edit: So yeah, I can officially say "I have served my sausage to the Dutch Princess." The end.
     
  10. monoxide_child

    monoxide_child New Metal Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2008
    Messages:
    6,219
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    0
  11. snowy

    snowy The Empire Strikes Back

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    5,137
    Likes Received:
    9
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    -
    I love you.
     
  12. CliffBurton

    CliffBurton Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2005
    Messages:
    10,461
    Likes Received:
    27
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Ontario
    I really fucking hate Christmas.... I've cooked 87 turkeys this month...

    Turkey is such shitty meat too, wtf. Its like... lets eat chicken, but not enjoy it... only its bigger, so more people can be let down in one sitting.
     
  13. TheKid

    TheKid OFR

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2008
    Messages:
    3,703
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Britland
    ^kind of agreed. just so dry

    before anybody says anything we have christmas dinner, a tree and, since last year, presents in my house
     
  14. the stone's hinge

    the stone's hinge Professional Do-Gooder

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2002
    Messages:
    1,409
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Chicago, IL.
    I made some gad dam pork fer Crimmus.
     
  15. Ensi

    Ensi CAT WITH FUKKEN PODS

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2007
    Messages:
    6,842
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Norway
    I hate it when you take a poop and you accidentaly get shit on your balls and don't notice it until you're back at your chair and fondling said balls then smell your fingers and think..

    "Fuck.. This smells like poop."
     
  16. TheKid

    TheKid OFR

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2008
    Messages:
    3,703
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Britland
    i can honestly say that i dont know that feel
     
  17. Finality

    Finality Daimyo Rorenzo-kun

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2012
    Messages:
    32
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    6
    Location:
    The Appalachian Mtns, NC
    When I was a kid, I stuck a bunch of playdoh in my ears. The doctor had to drain it out and it fucking hurt. Also, that feel when your older brother wakes you up by shooting you in the face with a squirt gun filled with badger diarrhea
     
  18. Ensi

    Ensi CAT WITH FUKKEN PODS

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2007
    Messages:
    6,842
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Norway
    Maybe if you had some testicles you would.
     
  19. hauta

    hauta Tengo mucho sueño -_-

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2012
    Messages:
    342
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    Location:
    BG/FI/ES
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

Share This Page

  • About Us

    Our music community has been around for almost 15 years and we pride ourselves on offering great metal music discussion, as well as music production and other closely related topics. We work hard every day to make sure our community is one of the best. Enjoy!
  • Like us on Facebook

  • Donate ♥

    We have worked hard for 15 years (and running) to make sure our Metal community is running fast, uses the best software, and isn't overloaded with advertising. If you love the forum as much as we love bringing it to you, please show your support with a generous donation. We really appreciate it!