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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. whiskey funeral

    whiskey funeral Mother North

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    Cammy knows what's up.
     
  2. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    All this talk about tits and ass. It's all about the elbow!
     
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    HamburgerBoy Active Member

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    My elbows, ribcage, and ass are all bony as fuck. What the fuck is up with all this skinnyshaming in current western society I mean seriously.
     
  4. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    I wear skinny jeans (with a skinny band shirt) to emphasize my ass at the bar. No shame.
     
  5. Jimmy... Dead.

    Jimmy... Dead. contemplative curmudgeon

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  6. HamburgerBoy

    HamburgerBoy Active Member

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    I used to always wear cargo pants, and I remember the first time I wore rather tight pants to work, a MILFy peer stared at my crotch for a good two seconds, distracted while talking. Not that my flaccid penis or scrotum are worth bragging about or particularly noticeable, but it was kind of an ah-ha moment as to why cargo pants are considered unfashionable.

    (That or the natural bagginess of my old pants provided the illusion of a bulge, and she was shocked to not find the slightest contour in my new pants.)

    On a related note, I've gotten better at maintaining erections while photographing myself nude, and have figured out better angles for emphasizing my junk. Not worth bragging about erect either, but I always had this seed of doubt when people would say "Oh, it may look big but it's just the angle" because it seemed like I could never find the right angle, but now I feel pretty confident that I could deceive lonely middle aged homosexuals if I ever decided to start camming on xhamster.
     
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    Baroque Active Member

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  8. Nephilim96

    Nephilim96 Member

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    I thought you died.
     
  9. Baroque

    Baroque Active Member

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    I voted in the death metal thread.

    Yeah I took a break though. It gets tiresome constantly having your musical tastes criticized around here. I like what I like.
     
  10. Nephilim96

    Nephilim96 Member

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    Half these guys listen to Beherit, I wouldn't worry about what they have to say.
     
  11. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    Beherit is only for the intellectual elite tbh.
     
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  13. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    My offer to provide a drinking spot (with bonfire) to anyone here who visits Canada still applies. The Slut Metal playlist will be blared loudly on repeat, and Molson Canadian Cold Shots will be drank en masse (and also on repeat).

    Except UltimateApathy. He is not invited.
     
  14. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    Trying to convince my dude to opt for this two bedroom apartment. The 1br is about 768 square ft which is bigger than the other ones we've looked at but I really value a retreat for alone time. This being our first time living together, I don't wanna get sick of him or vice versa because we're inhabiting a shoe box together.

    Plus side, we have found a complex we dig five minutes from the lake. Him being a boat mechanic and me loving fishing, its a find, decent price for either one. Plus we can hang shelves and landscape, paint the walls and shit, its single level. The two bedroom had a basement and an upstairs though goddamn I want it.
     
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    Man if you make it over to Montreal in the next...week or two, I guess...we should get drunk together.
     
  16. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    I doubt I'll be able to make it there in that timespan, but that would be awesome haha. Funds have been really tight.

    You moving back to Boston or something?
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    This place is brotherhood built thru totally jackassery to each other. What's not to love?
     
  18. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Shut the fuck up Krow.
     
  19. whiskey funeral

    whiskey funeral Mother North

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    You're all dickheads tbh. And I mean that in a loving manner.
     
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    unknown fuck ftagn

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    "We do not discriminate against kikes, my pals, wops, greasers, or faggots. Here you are all equally worthless..."
     

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