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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    apparently no one remembers that being drunk actually increases the desire to drive a motor vehicle
     
  2. Omni

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    95% of the insults that are directed at you are in response to your own attempts to be insulting, often in threads that you aren't otherwise participating in. You make more drive-by comments than anyone else on this site by a wide margin.

    While this is true, I can't say that I consider this statistic a valid reason for someone who got a DUI and then continued to abuse alcohol for many years to try to insult someone else for also having a DUI.
     
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    Bloopy Active Member

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    Or to mount an ass in places where they still use donkeys to get around. [​IMG]
     
  4. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    I had a really awesome time with tattoo girl. We plan on hanging out again even though she thinks that we "aren't really compatible." Not really sure about that though...
     
  5. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Dick she suck your toe instead of your d? what do you mean not compatible?
     
  6. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Nope. And I'm not sure. I guess since she's not into metal that means were aren't compatible? I decided not to pry into the question and give her some time before I message her again about hanging out.
     
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    What common ground do you have, musically speaking?
     
  8. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    When do you listen to metal?

    Maybe she doesnt like Thin Lizzy?
     
  9. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    We like a lot of the same punk and classic rock stuff.
     
  10. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Probably seeing another guy too tbh

    When he has more than 10 dollars in his bank account and can afford to buy a CD
     
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  11. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    I would assume she is, since she's recently single. Just like I'm seeing other bitches.
     
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  12. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Count your kidneys for Ozzman pls.
     
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    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Two healthy bois.
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    so,
    you mean you had sex and your fetishes aren't compatible??
    or do you mean she isn't going to ever have sex with you??

    either way just go fuck someone else and move on

    seriously
    you ever hear a girl say "aren't compatible" go fuck someone else, immediately
     
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    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    started sleeping with a girl with really bad dementia
    every time she has sex with me, she remembers fucking me before,
    but she doesn't really remember anything else
    it's getting kinda weird, she's a nympho in lust with me,
    but i'm also kinda being her dad ontop of being her sex partner
    [insert incest joke here]
     
  17. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    "Girl" is a funny term for a 70 year old granny.
     
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    office girl and i are flirty-ish again,

    one day she wore her gym pants to work and i said "hey i'm not sure those pants are appropriate for work. i should report you to hr and my complaint will be PANTS TOO TIGHT" and she was blushing and laughing uncontrollably

    as accounts payable one of my minor duties is buying office supplies and one day a shipment came in and she happened to pass by my cube and i said "hey do you want some of this for the ladies room"? and handed her a can of air freshener.
    "sure, thanks!"
    "you might be dropping bombs in there"
    "uuuhhhm maybeee..."
    "that's kinda hot"
    "OH MY GOD YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY"

    you'd think she'd avoid me like the plague after that but no, she heard me playing motionless in white in my cube and she said she loves that song so i made a motionless in white spotify playlist and texted it to her and the next day she was gushing about how happy it made her
     
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  19. Vegard Pompey

    Vegard Pompey ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

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    I should learn flirting techniques from you
     
  20. Cythraul

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    Man, this thread is a real shitshow. Anyway, I don’t like tattoos on women. Looks gross. It’s especially sad to see a very good looking woman with a bunch of tattoos. It’s kind of like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

    Whether or not (lots of) tattoos on a woman are indicative of certain unfortunate personality traits (and I think they tend to be), the chances that such a woman shares my beliefs and general outlook on things are astronomically low, so I avoid like the plague.
     

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