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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    anybody else gonna talk about their sex lives??
     
  2. CiG

    CiG Infrared Horizon

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    I will if you delete your account.
     
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    Einherjar86 Active Member

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  4. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    i know you're making fun of me but this is still making me laugh
     
  5. Oblivious Maximus

    Oblivious Maximus I am the worm

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    Seeing as I hardly post in this thread, I've recently come to realize how irritating it is trying to find the right time to whimsically converse with the fetching maiden at the paint department without either fellow employees or other customers being in earshot. Go buy your fucking paint someplace else, shitcunts.
     
  6. Vegard Pompey

    Vegard Pompey ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

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    I went to a. "sitting, which is this silly student thing where you eat food and sing songs and shit, I sat opposite a girl i had a lot of shit in common with, including a love of Lathimos movies, anyway she's not single because of course she isn't. I go to this after-party and along the way I chat up this other girl in an uncharacteristic display of confidence and charisma. I ask this nerd friend of mine if he thinks she likes me and he says yeah sure and asks if I know her name, I say sure I do, it's Paula. Then this nerd friend, fucking wingman of the year , asks her name directly and it turns out it's Petra. Then later on in our conversation it turns out she's a single mom and nerd friend shoots me a look that says "sorry dude". I make sure to give my nerd friend some free beers. Then we go to this after-after party and the guards refuse to let me in because I'm too drunk. They tell me to go have a burger and sober up, I do, they still refuse to let me in. FUXKING FASCISTS. I go home. I'm going to fall asleep on the floor now because I don't have a bed. Good night
     
  7. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    .. i thought i was reading an Onder post.
     
  8. CiG

    CiG Infrared Horizon

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    Or IronWizard trying to parody Onder.
     
  9. Bloopy

    Bloopy Active Member

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    Here's to mugshot love.

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  10. no country for old wainds

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    pompey's go-to chat up line is 'say, you look like a lady who enjoys the cinema of yorgos lanthimos?'
     
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    significantly prettier than faye dunaway looks now, depressingly
     
  12. Vegard Pompey

    Vegard Pompey ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

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    Fucking should be, girl I fell in love with in the US loved Dogtooth too.
     
  13. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    did you fly out here only to get your heart broken like one of our other european buddies? ;)
     
  14. Vegard Pompey

    Vegard Pompey ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

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  15. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    I asked my partner to please change the morning alarms on their phone to something less jarring, to improve morning romance attempts. He's upset I asked.

    Maybe this is crazy of me, but I'm finding it really hard to stay in the mood when this is blaring in my face every 5 minutes after the snooze expires.

     
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  16. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Why not just shut off the snooze the first time?
     
  17. Jimmy... Dead.

    Jimmy... Dead. contemplative curmudgeon

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  18. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    What, you just instantly wake up with your first alarm? You some kinda Android, boy?
     
  19. dwellerINTHEdark

    dwellerINTHEdark Curator of the mausoleum

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    It took me forever, but now I wake up with one 15 minute snooze. Infinitely better than the every 5 minute heartbreak.
     

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