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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.
the black woman in that video would use strap-on-dildos to fuck white men's asses
.....if someone gave her a strap-on-dildo....
The Bristol one?
wonder if Yoda and his girl actually wore costumes while going to the renn faire
There's an old couple (over 60) in my social circle. I first met them two weeks ago, and for the second time tonight. Ended up talking one on one with the woman for a while. She seemed extraordinarily interested in me, touched me a few times, and got really close to me (< 1 foot) toward the end of the conversation, before she had to leave with her husband.
I didn't find her attractive at all, but I got slightly hard while she was standing close. It was way awkward, because it probably showed through my pants, and she seemed to glance down at my pants right as it was happening. The whole time I was like "Are you fucking kidding me, penis? No way." Weird how someone can be attractive by behavior alone.
ok now shes tryna guilt trip me about how shes gonna get blackout drunk cuz of me
Tell her to knock herself out and move on with your life, if she's already this toxic and you only just met her that's a massive red flag. Kick her over to @zabu of nΩd.
Yeah, that's about as big of a red flag as you need bro. Don't worry, she won't literally do these things she's saying that she will if she doesn't really know you.
Imagine not knowing that the delete post function exists on this board in current year
^and now you look as if you were talking to yourself. Hehe, weirdo.
this morning got hard in front of a girl and she said "thank you"
lmfao i had a raging hard on this morning when i woke up and it took me 6 minutes of walking around my room to get it down
All the fungus and dried cumsoaked sock fumes would turn anybody off.
but my female friends are, you know, totally bat-shit-crazy
couldn't recommend making your hard-on obvious in-front-of random females
you'll prolly get, you know, slapped or arrested or something
She looks bored and horrified at the same time.
No man her eyes were rolling back into her head! You should see the video