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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Aren't you afraid someone you know might stumble upon those?
     
  2. HadesRagnazrath

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    so my horny ass decides to rp with this girl. she ended up roleplaying that i knocked her up. told her it was too far

    i fucked up i told her i loved her just so shed keep talking to me. prolly not a good idea
     
  3. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Cuck.
     
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  4. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    He's a dumbass teenager, he doesn't know any better
     
  5. Blurry_Dreams

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    so there's this girl that spends all day every day sitting infront of an abandoned pawnshop

    if i go all the way out there to visit her, then i've got a girlfreind, she's in lust with me, she just doesn't want to leave her comfort-zone of just a few blocks, if she leaves this tiny area she instantly gets completely lost (yes her brain has been fried from meth usage, yes i know fucking her again is prolly a bad idea, but i'm prolly going to do it anyway)
     
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    well
    i did just get a handjob last thursday from a girl i'd only known for 2 seconds
     
  8. Blurry_Dreams

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    i'm scheduled to be shaving off a girl's pubic hair later today
    but
    we still don't know each other's names
     
  9. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    You get into some interestingly bizarre antics. How does one manage to convince someone to shave their pubes without even learning at least their first name? Is it some sort of sex work? Lmao
     
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    They’re homeless degenerates
     
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    did i mention i live in Dallas
    everybody in Dallas is fucking crazy
     
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    yeah to be honest it takes a real waste of air to make the resident whorefucking sociopath look positively wholesome by comparison
     
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    hahaha
     
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    @MasterpieceMesias

    i also have a woman who magically finds me when she's horny and disappears when the sex is over
    i'd already fucked her 3 or 4 times before we suddenly realized that we didn't know each other's names
     
  15. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Well, actually that's more cool than anything . Sounds like some sort of porn plot created by David Lynch
     
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    i'll prolly be able to get into the pants of the girl that used my bowl to smoke crystal this morning
     
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    Post pictures!
     
  18. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    I haven't been laid since the dark ages, but at the same time, too lazy to go out...

    I ain't good looking enough for Tinder or Hinge.

    Guess I'm fucked, and not in the good way :-/
     
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    Snapchat filters brah. They're a game changer. 99% of the bitches on tinder are using them, you should too.
     
  20. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    lol you don't need that shit, you're a guy.
     

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