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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    At this point, I'm giving up attempting to be happy being single. I'm sick of lying to myself. Its just fucking lonely, and dating is similar to looking for a job except even shittier and more frustrating.

    Fuck all of this shit...
     
  2. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    D'aww are you sure you're applying the correct molestation techniques? Effective yet legal? Is your penetration apparatus intact? There's female units everywhere, just observe and select the one that's just right for you.
     
  3. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    How did you discover my secrets!?
     
  4. CiG

    CiG Deformed Urban Pustule

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    hur hur
     
  5. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    damm
     
  6. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    seems to me that this is the first step toward acquiring a girlfriend

    but to be fair
    the girls that fuck me are bat-shit crazy
    so you might want to ignore my thoughts on this particular subject
     
  7. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Dealing with a potentially crazy chick > being lonely and perpetually bored with life
     
  8. CiG

    CiG Deformed Urban Pustule

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    Only a lonely person not getting any would say that though. Get involved with some insane bitch and see how quickly you want to go back.
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    Idk man crazy bitches keep life interesting. Is she gonna stab me, destroy shit? Chances are we’re fucking afterward so it’s all good.
     
  10. CiG

    CiG Deformed Urban Pustule

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    If you need a deranged bitch to make your life interesting you probably deserve to be stabbed in your sleep or whatever.
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    I’ve been with my wife for a decade but before that I loved mentally fucked girls tbh. (My wife is a bit unstable but fairy calm by my standards) I’ve been punched in my face and the girls ring cut me up. Attacked with a knife. Won’t call it a full on stab wound lol oh and the one girl grabbed my steering wheel and tried to wreck my car. Thrashed her good for that one. Thought for sure I was going to be arrested on a couple occasions, nah those girls loved that shit. Ate it and came back naked for more.

    learned if you’re a bigger guy it’s easier. Just disarm a bitch and lean on her. She’ll tire out quick enough.
     
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    did i mention i spent forever dating a hard-core-alcoholic chick that used to beat me with her guaranteed-to-be-unbreakable umbrella??
     
  14. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    How hardcore are we talking? Lotta people I knew in college were self proclaimed über alcoholics. Rank amateurs is what they were...
     
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    Well, he's a homeless crackhead so yeah she was probably a legit alcoholic.
     
  16. Oblivious Maximus

    Oblivious Maximus I am the worm

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    One of life's strange ironies is discovering your stalker from back in high school grew up to be really pretty. Might see if she's still game.
     
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    Blokes really like to romanticize crazy women. :lol:

    No wonder women are taking over, nobody ever told them that stalking or taking the steering wheel of their BF's car to try and crash it wasn't allowed. It was probably guys who thought a woman voting was crazy and a turn on that lead to women's suffrage.
     
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    Oblivious Maximus I am the worm

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    CiG Deformed Urban Pustule

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    Spader's thot patrol skills were lacking to say the least.
     
  20. Funerary_Doom

    Funerary_Doom My head is bloody, but unbowed.

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    Hahaha man I missed reading stories like this here.

    Growing up guys never talked to me. I remember the age of social media with forums and music websites, I’ve had both guys and girls delete me from lastfm after finding out I’m black or maybe clicking on a link that linked a profile with a picture. Even with the relationship was just “hey cool music taste!” And strictly platonic. It’s crazy because now these people, some I see at shows, look like they’ve partied way too hard.

    I can’t deal with too much crazy, though. Usually I know crazy when I see it, and someone who wants to murder me is just too much ha. Also, I have a tendency to appear sweet but can have the worst temper so I’m just thankful my boyfriend is waaaayyy less turnt than I am.
     

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