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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. CiG

    CiG A Freezing Cave

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    I think messing with crazy people romantically can be fun when you have little/nothing to lose, but once you have some shit you worked your ass off for they're really just a threat to stability. I can't even imagine coming home from a long day at work to a chaotic situation involving some lunatic, fuck that right off.
     
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  2. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Indeed he is. :rofl:

    But I guess I've never seen you in a bad mood, you were always so chill, like, even when Dodens was refusing to go eat lunch so he could see more exhibits in Berlin, even I was fucking losing it and you were doing well.
     
  3. CiG

    CiG A Freezing Cave

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    Back in like 2013 there was a cool reality TV web series called Geek Love, that documented a speed dating service founded by a big fat nerd named Ryan Glitch (I call him Chad Skywalker because he lowkey roasts the participants and says a lot of funny shit) who held them at comic conventions.

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    Anyway blah blah I was binge-watching the episodes again last night and while every episode is funny, weird, insightful, entertaining, this episode in particular has this interesting thing going on at multiple levels.



    So this Joey guy is presented as the mama's boy stereotype, his father is a broken-English speaking European (I think?) and his mother is a kind of classic overly paternalistic type, and during the speed dating the guy comes across two chicks he digs, a really weird autistic thin chick and a thicc Dr. Who fan that's kinda slutty looking (he prefers the latter though).

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    When all the speed dates are done, the men stay seated and the women move to sit with whoever they found most compatible (standard shit) and he's hoping the thicc Dr. Who thot comes to sit with him, and she makes moves to his area but the thin autistic nerd girl LITERALLY REMOVES HER FLIP-FLOPS AND RUNS at him and now he's stuck with her.

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    Now here's where it gets interesting, because this guy is supposed to be a socially inept virgin basically, a mama's boy, so it doesn't seem weird that he would invite the thin nerd girl back to his place (he lives at home still) for a gaming session/date thingy.

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    In the process she's forced to interact with his parents who are awkward as fuck (though she does make what feels like a sexual pun while playing Tetris with the guy about "where does the long piece go" but it seemingly goes over his head... or does it?) and it seems like the whole event dries her pussy up so much she makes moves to get the fuck outta there ("I have to go study").

    Womp womp for the mama's boy right? Rookie move dude, never introduce the parents on a first date.

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    Well it turns out our boy might actually be the rare Alpha Nerd because IMMEDIATELY after the date with the 'rents flops he goes BACK to the convention to track down the thicc Dr. Who chick and asks her out on a date, they go eat and he has a great time, and doesn't bring her ANYWHERE near his parents lmfao.

    Pretty boss move, and at the end he says he moved the fuck out and got his own apartment lmao. He used his parents as a cockblock on the girl he liked least. :lol:
     
  4. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    Borderline Personality Disorder girls do that.
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    i'm a crazy-girl magnet

    here's how i get laid

    oh, hey, that girl over there wants to fuck me

    oh, wait that girl that wants to fuck me is bat-shit crazy

    being celibate sucks, i'm gonna go fuck the crazy girl even though she's crazy

    then at some point after sex i end up in the ER cuz the crazy-girl's teeth just shredded the side of my face
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    @MasterpieceMesias

    i am not endorsing this^^ as a good method for getting pussy

    i'm merely describing how i get laid
     
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    arg Active Member

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    Did you pay your ER bill? If not, stop doing that shit, taxpayers should not be footing the bill for your homeless crackwhore mishaps
     
  8. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    For once I support Aug on something

    Get a job and stop being a leech on society in general
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    Glen from Comic Book Palace is King Alpha Nerd.
     
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    CiG A Freezing Cave

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    That dude is definitely fucking Alpha lmfao.
     
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    i've been to the ER way-the-fuck too many times to count and i've never actually paid a hospital bill
     
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    arg Active Member

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    I can’t wait for the day it will be legal for hospitals to turn people’s asses away
     
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    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    I’m sure your brain will be riddled with syphilis by then so you won’t know the difference.
     
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    CiG A Freezing Cave

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    You'll both have brain damage by then.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    and this is why you will never be able to buy a house or own property in this country.
     
  16. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Itt people act surprised that a miscreant acts like a miscreant
     
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    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    not surprised, just kind of disappointed. crushing disappointment in the same way a parent is disappointed that their child came out with only half their brain function.
     
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    Ugadwal New Metal Member

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    everything in the world is for women. I was never lucky in communicating with girls until I realized that the essence of the problem is in me, and not in the world around me. I began to improve myself, to develop my charisma. I also started talking more with girls, even on dating sites like https://hookupmasters.com/. Here, by the way, you can read about best hookup dating sites. I highly recommend it.
     
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  19. Blurry_Dreams

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    if my credit is too fucked off to put my name on a mortgage
    it won't be because of my refusal to pay hospital bills

    it'll be because of the gap of time my mom had all her bills in my name
    or the gap of time that the girl who used to beat me with the unbreakable umbrella was using my social security number to open up bank accounts in my name

    also
    i'm talking to a female social-worker to get my check turned back on
    so if i have her talk to a real-estate-agent
    i could theoretically use my back-pay to buy a house in cash
    but i prolly won't
     
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