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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. Slammed

    Slammed Active Member

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    You're talking to a waste of space crackhead whose idea of bathing is laying in the gutter after rain.
    The rest of the stories you can take with as many grains of salt as you prefer.
     
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  2. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Imagine thinking it's an option for a homeless crackhead to ask another homeless crackhead to shower before they have sex.
     
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    Girl: "Want to have sex?"
    Blurry: "After it rains tomorrow and you've showered."
    Girl: "I'm booked solid tomorrow."
    Blurry: "That's okay, I'll stare at your toes while you fuck other guys and then I'll go slops."
     
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    Well there are those doorways that spray water as a deterrent to people loitering there.
     
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    apparently @MasterpieceMesias forgot that all the girls that want to fuck me are homeless
     
  6. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    That does make sense. Can't imagine any woman who's well off and have self-respect would want to bang you.

    If you're really that propular within the female homeless demographic, maybe have one of them move in and clean them up a bit. Y'know, do something useful and kind for once
     
  7. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Yet you can't get laid. :tickled:
     
  8. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    That's because I suck with women, and I'm not all that good looking in the face. I never denied that, but at least I'm not a waste of space crackhead. I can hold down a job and pay bills
     
  9. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    True, you have that going for you.
     
  10. Slammed

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    Move into what? His cardboard box?

    You should try fucking them.
     
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  11. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    i'm sleeping in the really huge 5-story abandoned parking garage now
     
  13. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Dude, you know you could at least make some money from a job at McDonald's...
     
  14. Slammed

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    WHAT???
    And give up his already successful life?
    What the fuck you on man?
     
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    all the clothes i wear
    all the food i eat
    all the Crystal i smoke
    i'm getting for free
    what do i need money for??
     
  17. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    I met a lady last night during a board game party at a friend's house. We connected pretty well. She lives at the house there (ex-girlfriend / "tenant" of the owner), and she and I got into a deep conversation after everyone else had left or gone to bed. She's not really my type (southern, poor, uneducated, tough, extroverted), but she is attractive, and it felt like we could tell each other anything.

    Funny thing is, for the past few weeks I've been making arrangements with the owner of the house to rent a room there...
     
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  18. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Sometimes your life sounds like a season of Seinfeld.
     
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  19. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    I don't watch Seinfeld, but yeah it does sound like one of those quirky sitcom setups.

    My social life's been pretty boring for the past year, mostly either seeing the same people in some structured setting (i.e. the writing critique group) or emotional support for my needy ex-gf. Really looking forward to getting out of this hellish job situation so I have the time and energy to do more mingling / meeting people.
     

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