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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. clschniffer

    clschniffer New Metal Member

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    I may be wasting my time here but at least I'm not wasting any drop of my precious cum until I get the chance to shove my cock down your throat.
     
  2. Zephyrus

    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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  3. Nephilim96

    Nephilim96 Member

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    Oooooooh big tough guy you are.
     
  4. clschniffer

    clschniffer New Metal Member

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    I actually am, but actually I was going for something more like GAY with those words, cause I don't see the tough sides in saying you're sticking your cock into another guy's throat really
     
  5. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    If I was a dude, I'd not get away with half the shit I say to my significant other. I'm not quite disrespectful, more trying to be funny, but sometimes if he bitches about being hungry I'll start making out with him and whisper "I know something you can eat."
     
  6. clschniffer

    clschniffer New Metal Member

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    Sounds playful but does it even get any further than that?
     
  7. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    No he gets pretty pissed haha. I'm definitely the pig in our relationship.
     
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    -CC- Something in My Eye

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    What, your unwashed pastrami flaps?
     
  9. The Butt

    The Butt Unholy gas, flares from my ass

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    unknown fuck ftagn

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  11. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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  12. monoxide_child

    monoxide_child New Metal Member

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    awesome
    i'll eat pussy all freaking day
     
  13. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    monoxide_child New Metal Member

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    :lol:
     
  15. Manic Ferocity

    Manic Ferocity Active Member

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    I have to drive to a staff building every day during my work shift. Every so often, the cutest girl is working and she flirts with me every time I walk in. I didn't think much of it at first until the other day when she dropped where she works, specifically (we work for the same company). Like an idiot, I didn't get her name or number.

    What is the least stalkerish way I can go about this? I've debated doing something like looking up the number for the home she works at, ask the person answering what her name is and to give her my number. The best option, of course, would be to just wait until she pops back up at the staff building but I guess she only gets transferred there occasionally.
     
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    Just stop worrying about her and go hang with Ozzman
     
  17. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Get her number from an AIDS walk list.
     
  18. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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    Just fap about her a lot whilst crying uncontrollably.
     
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    Just get AIDS and die.
     
  20. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Somebody doesn't watch Seinfeld.
     

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