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Discussion in 'Bloodbath' started by MadTinus, Dec 25, 2014.

  1. rj rl

    rj rl multidimensionally dyslexic

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    I've heard some good things about a collection of short animated films called Love, Death & Robots, gave it a watch and what a waste of time that was. Nothing but a bunch of fan service: boobs, gore and cliche fight scenes aplenty. Some of the shorts are well animated at least.
     
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    Quicksand on Netflix for all intents and purposes was gripping, well-paced and brilliantly acted, but managed to piss me off cuz the characters as well as the Swedish justice system were so fucking stupid
     
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    Even porn company doing cosplays is doing a fucking genderbend scenes instead of shooting something I could fap to. But nah, used all marvel chicks already, so it's time to womanwash other characters.

    I aint fapping to that bruh.
     
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    Nah, some of the animations were great. And I loved that some of them clearly used women as fucking sex objects. West was crying about this 24/7 for no reason, so they just said "screw it, if im gonna be accused of this no matter what I do lets do it lmao".

    Series was good overall, some of the shorts were amazing when it comes to animation.
     
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    and so
    instead of cramming "someone not named osbourne" with a goblin-glider and carnage and felicia hardy and Adrian toomes into a single movie (sam raimi's script for a 4th tobey mcguire movie)
    sony ended up having a horribly done harry-osbourne-being-a-goblin for five min in a horribly done electro-villian movie
    with carnage and felicia hardy and adrian toomes being 3 different movies with disney's mcu planning on making a billion spiderman movies
     
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    Oh boy, ive been waiting for it.
    Pirated Endgame.

    Just for the record, since the moment I saw Infinity War I knew theyre gonna get back everyone, that previous movie didnt matter.

    But I didnt expect it to be a lame ass time travel bullshit. I never thought superhero movies can surprise me on their stupidity but here we are.


    Before I make my final complaints: Movie had potential, it's produced well visually, the sceneres itself are good, there is fanservice for fans who watched everything and now backstories of all characters, I can respect that.

    But thats all good about this movie, because as I mentioned plot ruins it and I dont even want to point everything, just gonna say:
    TIME TRAVEL

    Oh, and maybe the silly thing -> Youre a fucking mage / witch, whatever, youre doing pretty good job at damaging Thanos from the distance. But nah, let's close the gap and fight in melee distance while youre a fucking caster. Would kick from the guild immediately.


    AND BONUS
    They got rid of some characters.
    But do not worry, titles will be kept, there will be replacements.

    Everybode gone will be replaced by:
    Women
    Blacks
    Or black women



    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. It was inevitable.

    MFW I see new captain america
    [​IMG]

    At least my waifu had one line in the movie and it was some psycho shit about knives. Got my dick a little hard and hope there will be new guardians of the galaxy, because those characters are actually likable.
     
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    i usually like time travel movies
    i usually like superhero movies

    but @Lifemocker is right
    mixing time-travel with super-hero just doesn't work
     
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    iirc, x-men: days of future past was a pretty nice superhero movie with time travel
     
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    Wanted to watch it, but it has this whore Jennifer Lawrence that acts quirky and relatable. Fuck this fake slut and her mayonaise stained ugly mug. To this day when I remember her fappening photos I want to puke. Disgusting creature.
     
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    rj rl multidimensionally dyslexic

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    before or after the fap?
     
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    Before. And I used to watch some fucked up shit, so you know she's hideous
     
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    if binge-watch all the x-men movies
    each movie contradicts all the others
    then first class looked like a reeboot
    then Days of future past says "no first class is not a reboot, all these contradictory movies are all somehow one single universe"

    days of future's past actually creates more continuity issues than it fixes

    emma frost in first class is old enough to be the mother of emma frost is origins wolverine

    moira mctaggert in first class is old enough to be the grandmother of moira mctaggert in X-3

    and the 2 other teleporters besides nightcrawler were each supposed to be nighcrawler's dad
    but neither movie made it absolutely clear that either character actually had a kid
    so which character did nightcrawler inherit his teleporting power from??

    scott's younger brother alex is somehow old enough to be scott's father

    and yet
    somehow all these movies are one fucking universe??
    they really should have just gone ahead with their original plan of having first class be a fucking re-boot
     
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    Jennifer Lawrence is kinda boring...but hideous??
     
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    Yes, both when it comes to personality and physical appearance.
     
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    i like girls that jiggle-like-jello when they move
     
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    TFW you have japanese name "a killer" and your surname belongs to deformed alien admiral
     
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    Chinese cartoons are really something else.
    Just witnessed a scene where Succubus basically rapes her Lich Skeleton master. That questions everything I know about skeletons.
    But everything is justified, because she was a virgin Succubus and was unable to ride Bicorn, which is reverse Unicorn, and only sluts can ride it.

    Marvelous.
     
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    You might like the Naked Director on Netflix it’s about a Japanese porn director. It’s got comedy, tons of boobs, high pitched moaning, humping, and a surprising amount of heart too
     

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