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Who?

 

@Siren, Kathleen: thank you!
@Tritonus: I have heard about you, how come you havent heard about me? You must be sleeping on your ears, as I sometimes do. Dont worry, youll learn the trick, bitch (btw. this word has no negative or pejorative connotations in my world, so youd better get used to it, its rather encouraging, like when you say "mate" or what).

So, Im back from the walk, the smells were great. Maybe I should tell you something about myself. I am almost 7 (do the maths, humanoids), and I am what humans call a Beagle. My favourite bands are Wasted Dogs, Raw Dog, Old Blind Dogs, Ugly People and Their Dogs, but my top favourite is The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. I also like DT very much, especially their song Dobermann, of course. I dont watch TV, but I read, and my favourite book is Flush: A Biography from Virginia Woolf. I like walks, chasing birds, snow, EATING, SLEEPING, jumping on and biting my human friends. I dont like driving in a car, I get carsick very quickly. And I dont really like water. Thats about it.

Wuf.

 

Holy crap it's teh dog! Hello there Gaia! Enjoy the place.

 

This is what happens when you leave your comp on through the night.

 

I admit, I ave heard the name, but wtf? Have you heard of me?????? Since I have no idea who you are a might now ask, from who?

 

This amuses me. Welcome Gaia *scratches behind the big floppy ear*...

 

Heh, nice idea. Im completely puzzled as to how anyone could NOT get this.

 

here, Gaia, I have a little present for you.

 

So, shall Lil Bloodred dress up in a dog suit and fuck it with plintus as planned?

and Hey there, Gaia!

 

Thanks for the kind words, You little puddle of cat vomit.

Wuf.

 

nownow, such an agressive dog *patpat*

 

@KC, D_S, 6: Thank you! You know how to please a doggie!

Some humans are really weird, especially when they are still puppies. Dogs are much quicker in getting things than most of the humans.

Bow wow.

 

mrmmmmrrrrmpfff *sighs*

 

Hi!

That is all.

 

haha hey guys i have actually come here to introduce myself ive never posted here before! hey i heard that dt were touring aus by any chance anyone going to the syd show? and does anyone know who's the support?

 

Now you seem to like Porcupine Tree. So I like YOU! Hehe
Porcupine Tree kick SO MUCH ass !

 

fuck yea! man that band inspires me so much they're one of the main reason why im still influenced by music \m/!! steven wilson is my inspiration he is an absolute mastermind he's a fucking genius. \m/ Porcupine Tree \m/

 

Hi, I'm new here, my name is Steve. Oh what the fuck, the postcount displays again? That was my contribution to UM (not displaying the postcount to help reduce postcount whoring)

 

Hey man, cheers for that. Post counts shouldn't ever exist. I wonder why they reappeared. Welcome to the board anyway.

 

Tal: I believe I havn't been here long enogh to know about Gaia, though I think I've heard the name.