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now i know why alex did so bad on his paper

Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by Baliset, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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    i can't take credit for this thread. i am just reposting it:

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  2. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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  3. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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  4. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    hahaha that is totally awesome!

    i would have flunked the fuck out of that kid.
     
  5. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    no, actually, i would've thought he was pretty funny and given him a free chance at a rewrite without taking any points off. for entertaining me!
     
  6. Baliset

    Baliset guitar deity

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    on the same subject sort of. i remember in italian class my sophmore year when byron used to take the assignments where we had to write a story in italian and use it as an excuse to write blasphemous horror stories which the teacher used to claim "gave me nightmares."

    good times.
     
  7. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    but he'd write them in really broken italian so they were the equivalent of:

    "Ugly monster beast door. Running must be very large. Crumble book pages very word!"
     
  8. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    i got kicked out of mrs. baldoni's religion class for writing all this latin shit on my paper like EGO NON IN NOMINE PATRI, SED IN NOMINE DIABOLI!
     
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    this

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    AMAZING
     
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    universal truth
     
  11. GRIND.KILLED.EMO.

    GRIND.KILLED.EMO. the giant poo monster

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    im printing this shit and giving it to my english teacher--who is the head of the ENglish Department
     
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    I'm an English major. Give it to me.
     
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    Demonspell cheating the polygraph

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    My favorite excerpt is "He fatherly founded...electricity in the sky".
     
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    Demonspell, how's the new evergrey...haven't heard it yet.
     

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