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Discussion in 'Symphony X (Unofficial)' started by theodyssey, May 4, 2003.

  1. Horus

    Horus and his imaginary friend

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    So I finally heard the new Epica, and now I'm pissed off 'cause that's a good $10 wasted right there.
     
  2. Taliwakker

    Taliwakker .....

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    Didn't you read Zach's review?
     
  3. Meedleyx10

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    is youtube being a bitch for anyone else right now?
     
  4. DoomsdayZach

    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    nope. working fine here.
     
  5. Eternal Dragon

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  6. DoomsdayZach

    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    ATTENTION KEN! SEKRIT MESSUJ FOUR JEW!!!!

    bash 102207
     
  7. DoomsdayZach

    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    On a different subject, i found something out today. I found out that very strong coffee is a very strong diahrettic. Interesting stuff...

    brb
     
  8. DoomsdayZach

    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    Ok, third post in a row for good story timing. Today at work i almost fucked up biiiig. This story will make those who don't know me think i'm racist, but fuck y'all. That ain't how it is, it's just the first thing that popped into my head.

    So i work for the state... everything is VERY pc. Well, i had to build a dummy for Law Enforcement training. It was just a regular white dude and the face was very "typical white criminal" looking. Short crew cut, angry eyes, square jaw. Kind of like the Punnisher, except like... bad. So anyway, i was talking with the middle-aged ladies on break about it and we were laughing and talking about how we should dress it. So one of them says "you should put a doo-rag on it" and I almost responded with "But he's not black". So i stopped myself and there was a very uncomfortable silence, since i'm pretty sure i was not the only one thinking that same thing.

    Hooray for self-censorship and not getting fired.
     
  9. Beelzebub

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  10. DoomsdayZach

    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    lol, it's cute that you think i'm not lazy and that i actually care to edit posts.
     
  11. SilentRealm

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    caffiene duh :p
     
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    :lol:I've been there before. Only I didn't censor myself because I didn't know I was doing something wrong. It was right after I moved to Montana (junior year of HS) and I was working at Pizza Hut. Now, Montana has a very prominent Native American population...unlike any other place I had lived. I had been at the Hut for about a week and they hired a Native American woman. There was another one who already worked there. They always called each other "squaw"...I had no idea what that meant but just assumed it was an equivalent to "dude" or something. So one day I was trying to get the attention of one of them and, not knowing her name, called her "squaw".

    Turned out "squaw" is basically their slang version of "bitch", "slut-bag", "dirty fucken' whore". Talk about feeling REALLY fucken' horrible/embarassed:erk:

    btw, :lol:@ your sig, which took me a good 6 minutes to decipher
     
  13. DoomsdayZach

    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    Holy shit dude, that's some hillarious stuff :lol:

    and thanks to bash for the sig.

    Yeah, i was aware, but today i am *finding out*. Taken at least 4 or 5 trips to the bathroom today to "take the browns to the superbowl"... or "drop the kids off at the pool"... or "to take a shit".
     
  14. J-Dubya 777

    J-Dubya 777 It NEVER ends

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    Lets not forget:

    Make some grunt cakes
    Burn a mule
    cop a squat
    pinch a loaf
    birth a turd
    launch a u-boat
    etc. etc.
     
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    CttN Progworkd

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    Oh J-Dub, you're always so festive.
     
  16. Iced Dog

    Iced Dog The Stormrider's Pooch

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    I want armor piercing capability...what's this armour bullshit? :p
     
  17. J-Dubya 777

    J-Dubya 777 It NEVER ends

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    Hey! I'm just trying to help Zach expand his vocabulary:mad:

    If it burns: :Smokin: or :cry:
    If I had White Castle Burgers::zombie:
    If I'm attacked by Klingons::kickass:
    If I'm constipated::OMG:
     
  18. Iced Dog

    Iced Dog The Stormrider's Pooch

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    :kickass: fight the haters :)

    And Barlow didn't join Homeland Security...he's a cop in Delaware...c'mon Zach, fundamentals!
     
  19. DoomsdayZach

    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    Iced Dog The Stormrider's Pooch

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    got to hell Michael Chertoff :p
     

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