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Opeth in Uncyclopedia

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by FJChaos, Aug 8, 2009.

  1. FJChaos

    FJChaos Señor Member

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  2. hexwind

    hexwind Creepiness Och Terrorism

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    ahha i was looking for this web site but i forgot what it's called !
     
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    Well, made me laugh!
     
  4. Space Butler

    Space Butler Varg stabbed first

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    :lol:

    :lol:
     
  5. vitorias123

    vitorias123 Faceless

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    oh yes,Uncyclopedia allways had nice articles.


    “I stopped believing in myself when Cannibal Corpse sold platinum.”

    ~ God on death metal

    :lol:
     
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    ROFL, and true.
     
  7. crtomir novak

    crtomir novak New Metal Member

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    Why am I not surprised that Vikernes was mentioned in this? A very entertaining tale indeed.
     
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    "A man called Mikael Åkerfeldt (also known as Metal Jesus), part of the Opeth camera crew, once attempted to kick Chuck Norris in the Roundhouse theater, where he was filming a performance of an obscure Death metal band. Chuck Norris allegedly jumped into the mosh pit, and swiped it away with one massive roundhouse kick. Åkerfeldt was upset because the awesome power of the kick caused a rift in the space time continuum, resulting in the destruction of his film. In a moment of blind overconfidence, he then attempted to undo the destruction of his film by using his Death Metal vibe assault kick on Chuck Norris. Norris stopped the attack by using one fifth of the vibrational transition energy of one of his beard hair molecules. As punishment for this inane attack on his awesome person, Chuck Norris proceeded to change all of Åkerfeldt's friends into birds with his supreme awesomeness, and roundhouse kicked them all to Pluto. It is said Åkerfeldt was influenced by this event to write songs with titles such as "For Absent Friends" and "Isolation Years". "

    ROFL. Even though chuck norris jokes are centuries old, this shit was still funny
     
  9. FJChaos

    FJChaos Señor Member

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    :lol:
     
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    i wasnt too impressed until this made me lol


    A man called Mikael Åkerfeldt (also known as Metal Jesus),
     
  11. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    "(...) part of the Opeth camera crew" made me laugh even more because I imagined Mikael as a frustrated cameraman.
     
  12. Opeth for life!!!!

    Opeth for life!!!! Jack Frober's girlfriend

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    { ~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums

    “who cares if i have sex to an Opeth song, thats pretty damned long”

    ~ male Opeth fan on having sex to Opeth albums

    “pfft if only his penis was as long as an Opeth song”}

    hilarious :lol::lol:
     
  13. stefan86

    stefan86 invariably off-topic

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    uncyclopedia is a winnar :)
     
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    Unfunny. Didn't even smile, except at Metal Jesus. I wish ED had an article on Opeth. Now that would produce lulz. Uncyclopedia is shit :/
     
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    the internets don't make you lol? :(
     
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    0/10, trying way too hard, surprised it didn't contain references to sporks, waffles, and monkeys with how lame it was. That site generally fails, though the original incarnation of the prog page was hilarious until someone like whoever wrote this opeth article amended it.
     
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    One of the few funny things on the page, for sure.
     
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    Yeah that's what I found hilarious.
     
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    you faggots that don't think this is funny are faggots
     

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