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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by ASD, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    Why would you want to go through the hassle to sit down?
     
  2. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    The problem with sitting down is standing up.
     
  3. Blind Guardian

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    I don't know abot you guys but it takes me at least 15-20 seconds to have a piss, and it's more of a hassle to stand up during all that time.
     
  4. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    Yeah I don't like to tuck my dick under the toilet seat to pee.....
     
  5. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Real men stand.
     
  6. CF87

    CF87 Active Member

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    Become a woman and get a Pussy.
     
  7. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    +1
     
  8. Blind Guardian

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    That's such an arbitrary idea. Using a toilet isn't very natural to begin with.
     
  9. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    Standing: A hassle.
     
  10. Blind Guardian

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    Well apparently - Sitting down: A hassle.
     
  11. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    Unbuckling a belt, pulling everything down, sitting down, then reversing the process vs zip-zip.
     
  12. ASD

    ASD observing the sabbath

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    I only sit down to pee when I also have to take a poo. That way, when I sit down, I spew filth from both ends. Its disgusting.
     
  13. Serjeant Grumbles

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    What, you mean you don't pull everything down to pee standing up?
     
  14. Nephilim96

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    I'll sit down to piss when I'm at home and wearing nothing but underwear or something, but that's the only time. Why stand when you don't need to?
     
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    Wait, he isn't 5 years old?
     
  16. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    Real men pee like this.
     
  17. Serjeant Grumbles

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    For most of elementary school I peed like that. Back in kindergarten I did it in the urinals and people laughed, so instead of changing my technique I just decided to go in the stalls.
     
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    I know a guy who will not piss sitting down. I piss sitting down when I'm taking a shit, like most dudes, but he told me he he'll hold it until he wipes and then gets up to piss.
     
  19. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    He holds his piss when he shits, to then stand up and finish? Dafaq?!...Makes no sense.
     
  20. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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    Do you weight 500 pounds or something?
     

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