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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by ASD, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. Zephyrus

    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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    Why the hell did I open this thread?
     
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    Because only girls sit to pee, and I'm pretty sure he's an extreme homophobe.
     
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    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    ^about fucking time that was posted
     
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    Totally fucking depends.

    I live with my fiancé, so the toilet-seat is always down. In the morning I'm only wearing boxers, or I'm naked. If I've just rolled out of bed, there's no way I'm trusting myself to actually aim. So yes, I sit down in the morning.

    I'll also sit if I don't feel like washing my hands. As soon as I touch the seat, I have to wash my hands. If I sit, the only thing I touch is my dick.
     
  6. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    Squatting to pee > sitting if you are wearing a skirt. I kinda miss that about squat toilets.
     
  7. Zephyrus

    Zephyrus Tyrants and Slaves

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  8. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    People who are ignorant about dreadlocks, who think I dont fucking wash my god damn hair. Its like they believe they are formed by accumulated dirt, and poop.

    Granted, most of the time I smell like a bums nutsack, but fuck, my locks are the cleanest part of my body.
     
  9. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    Wait they aren't hair wrapped around poops?!?!?!?!?!

    You smelled fine when I met you FWIW

    edit: NOT LIKE I WAS SNIFFING YOU
     
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    -CC- Something in My Eye

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    :lol:
     
  11. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    Well...Not ALL of them are...Maybe a few.
     
  12. King Richard

    King Richard Against the wind...

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    Well, they often look like a wad of dirt and poop tbh. Having said that, how exactly is it possible for your dreadlocks to be as clean as you claim and yet you smell like a bum's nutsack most of the time. This does not compute.
     
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  14. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    Hahaha, fair enough...Lemme explain...

    How its possible is that I wash my hair 3x a week with baking soda and different essential oils of my choice at the time. Baking soda is a superb cleaning agent and if you know anything about essential oils, they stick around for awhile as long as having beneficial properties. ie; lavender prevents molding, tea tree oil is a great antiseptic, etc.

    So my hair always smells fucking amazing. However, the rest of my body not so much. I'll wash the rest of my body when it smells pretty ripe...And even then, its a hit or miss if Ill use soap. Mainly just water.
     
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    I can't people don't wash their hair with shampoo, I didn't know there was a baking soda alternative


    edit, of course you're different, dreads are for the scum!
     
  16. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    Dirty, filthy, crusty scum!

    Check it out bro. BS is a GREAT alternative to shampoo...Especially if you have a allergies/sensitive scalp. Plus I like making my own.

    The only thing to keep in mind if you use BS is that it raises the PH level making your hair/scalp a bit dry, so to counter balance it, you rinse after the BS with diluted Apple Cider Vinegar to balance the PH out.

    The ratio of each completely depend on your scalp/hair natural disposition. For example if your hair is naturally oily as fuck, you probably wouldnt rinse with ACV.
     
  17. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    Why averse to soap? I knew a guy who didn't wash with soap and his natural odor was overpowering and very offputting.
     
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    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    I like my own scent not masked with cologne or soap. Same with a woman. I like them to be hairy and smelly. Just seems more natural to me.
     
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    Dak mentat

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    Kafkax: Hirsute lover.
     
  20. KafkaX

    KafkaX Mr. Self Destruct

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    ^ Bwahahahahaha :lol: Thats almost sig worthy...

    First image that popped up on Google:
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    Yeah...def not that far...I like it when they dont cut their pubic hair or arm pit hair, but excessive hair like that is a bit too far. Chick is hairier than I am!
     

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