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Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Dead Winter, Sep 11, 2008.
Zack Parsons wrote 2 good SA articles as "Levi Johnston", the guy who knocked up Palin's kid. Fucking hillarious shit:
Thank fuck for that bitch getting knocked up, or we wouldn't have golden parody such as this!
"Bristol calmed me down though she said she could get this surgery from a doctor called a C-section and then her pussy would still be hella tight and if the baby was all fucked up and crazy again we could just throw it away and pretend it died from like baby shit like a rattle or something."
Also in the second one where he calls out the guy wanting him to meet on Northern Lights or Spenard Blvd...I remember those places!!!
The scariest part of this is that people from Alaska aren't too far off from this parody.
hahaha the smarter ones actually have the nicer asses!?
Have you seen the actual Levi's writing? This parody is fucking PERFECT.
From his myspace:
And of course:
As if that even needed to be typed.
A fine, stand up fellow.
ahh, the poster-children for dumbass teenage parents. i hope she miscarries. and then i hope he hemorrages to death.
brunettes usually do in my experience
saaaaaaaauuuuucceeeee ERIC!!!!! I'm fucking dying over here!!!!
edit: NM I found it.
Anyway, time for some more STUPID:
People keep saying Wasilla's just a suburb of Anchorage, but it's not. It's not far from Anchorage, but it's out in the middle of fucking nowhere and there's absolutely nothing to do but fuck your sister, drink, and smoke dope. It is the stereotypical Alaskan small town, and even the people from Anchorage make fun of the people from Wasilla. This guy is a perfect example.
Yeah, spraying a load between her legs, really gonna make her leave her comatose state.
didnt notice the hair before hahaha....
makes me suspect fakery now