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PPUSA XVII Quotes of the Week

Discussion in 'ProgPower USA' started by LunaTEKKE, Sep 12, 2016.

  1. LunaTEKKE

    LunaTEKKE Madness Reigns

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    Herman (I think) from Dragonforce. “It was an hour song, but we play it fast, so it’s down to 10 minutes”.

    Anneke was a virtual highlight reel…

    When the house lights came on before her GB/VIP encore and about half the folks left: “Oh, no! It’s a game! I say it’s over, and you say you want one more song! I feel like such an asshole!”

    “I just finished soundcheck with Devin Townsend. I thought, ‘I should put on some lipstick for these people.’ But now I’m afraid I look like the guy from The Cure.”

    Devin was a one-man highlight reel as well, although much of it was so rapid-fire that I don’t remember it. I do recall one comment that his manhood was measured in Canadian inches. :lol:
     
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    Anneke
    I suck on guitar,but I have other attributes. I have a D cup
     
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    Diamond45 Terminate Bad Music

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    Devin had so many good quotes. I liked Progressive Nipples and Poopie-farty-boobie! the best. :D
     
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    Diamond45 Terminate Bad Music

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    Oooh! Loved that one! :)
     
  5. Mardoch

    Mardoch Defender of the Universe

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    That's both hilarious and answers a question I never would've dared to ask.

    I love that lady, she's so fantastic. Hilarious, best voice in the world, and so incredibly nice. I have a pic with her...I squeed so hard.

    Pretty much all of Devin's set is a quote of the week.
     
  6. LunaTEKKE

    LunaTEKKE Madness Reigns

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    Oh, and John Arch: "True metal. True dedication. Best people on the planet."
     
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    crossovert New Metal Member

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    Townsend when the presumed Haken fan went to leave after the 3rd or 4th song and he jeered them then busted into his anti-wanking rant.
     
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    Diamond45 Terminate Bad Music

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    More from the Anneke VIP/GB acoustic show

    "A-OK, I get that request all the time from metal heads... and children"

    :tickled::p;)
     
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    "What'd the pirate say when he turned 80?
    Aye-matey!"
    -Devin Townsend
     
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    PromisedLand Master of Corgis

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    "Milton Mendoza".
     
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    Mardoch Defender of the Universe

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    That was such a great shitty joke. I laughed way harder than was proper, I think.
     

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