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Queef Positive People. THE WORST THREAD EVER

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Susperia, Aug 13, 2007.

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What is your opinion on queefing?

Poll closed Feb 29, 2008.
  1. It's sexy.

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  2. It's disgusting and dirty and women should be hit for doing it.

    14 vote(s)
    40.0%
  3. Apathetic----It happens.

    18 vote(s)
    51.4%
  4. What's a queef?

    1 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. Susperia

    Susperia Member

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    Cunt Trumpet Music

    by: Raymi the Minx

    So I've been asking around about pussy farting. About queefs. I've been searching high and low for hard facts. And nothing. I did come across a website boasting of Girls who like to smell Farts and eat Pussy Cheese. Not exactly helpful to my cause. What I have found is, there are plenty of uneducated people out there. Specifically Men.

    I don't understand how men can be disgusted by a pussy fart, which in reality is not even a fart. It's this polite little sound that comes out of a twat. It's more of a... Thank you for humping me and thrusting all that air inside. And then comes this cute little Whooooosh of air. Men don't have any right to be all grossed out and make us ladies embarrassed about it. It's not even our fault. I'm certain any orifice would make a sound if you shoved something in it over and over and over again, real fast and hard.

    Fact: Pussy farts don't even smell. If they did they'd smell like candy or roses or peaches. There is no chance a queef would ever smell like hot garbage or rotting egg salad. Ew. A pussy fart is air only. Air smells like nothing. So there you go.

    Fact: Pussy farting is fun. You think all girls ever did at slumber parties was eat popcorn and talk about stupid boys? Fuck no. We get down on our hands and knees, squeeze our poons real tight and Whoooooooosh ourselves across the floor. Or we lie on our backs and put our legs in the air as if we were doing that bicycle exercise, suck in our stomachs a bit then drop our legs real fast. This helps make a nice sharp queef. Something to be proud of. Definitely.

    Some girls know their shit when it comes to serious queefing, emitting blast after blast with ease. It sounds easy, but takes skill. Some say it's easier if you're loose. Others claim it's the control of your PC muscle that helps. Regardless, it is entirely possible, sometimes spontaneous and can be embarrassing if you whoooosh out of context. But it's funny, so don't get all sad about it and never call that guy/girl again for frapping your poon in their face. Go out with style. You'll give 'em another and they'll like it. Dammit.

    A good position for pussy farts is doggy style. Classically known to help thrust the cock further and deeper into the box, doggy style might be one of the key creators of cunt trumpet music. After being stuffed from behind, a girl can barely stand up without letting several phffffft frrrrrt pfffffft shhhhhhhhh mmmmfffffftttt toot tttttttfffffft noises out. Hopefully the one doing the stuffing knows how to handle this situation. It can be a bit embarrassing. Especially if it's the first fuck.

    My weirdo friend Jimmy of Queens, N.Y. is a slut who would have sex with anything, so obviously he would be the one to answer my questions. "It's like real wet nasty sex even if the sex isn't real nasty and wet," he says. "You can get the same sound from like, two bellies rubbing together. When that happens it's just funny, like haha, our bellies farted. But pussy farts, that's like a real sexy sound."

    Raymi: And how do you react when a girl queefs? Do you go, "That's ok" to make her feel not embarrassed or something?

    Jimmy: No, I kinda make a groaning noise and start to fuck harder 'cause I like the sound.

    Raymi: Wow, that's nice. I never though of it that way before. I always considered a queef being like the final gong or closure to a sex-session.

    Jimmy: How could you stop fucking if it is like four queefs in a row or like, constant queefs for 5 minutes?

    Raymi: That would be exhilarating if I could queef for five solid minutes.

    Jimmy: I would like, explode.

    Raymi: I'm glad there are queef-positive people like you out there. It is very refreshing.

    Jimmy: Thanks. Anyway, I gotta go think about queefs now

    Raymi: Yah, me too.

    So, you won't be banished to an island of gross frapping women if you queef a lot. You are not a weirdo and you are not alone.

    fffft ffffft phhhhhhht phhhhhht



    Disclaimer by me: queefing should never, ever be induced by blowing air into the vaginal cavity. Air can get trapped and then work its way into the bloodstream causing air embolism, in some cases causing complications, and in some very rare cases, death.
     
  2. skeptik

    skeptik Member

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    Find another fucking interest you loser.
     
  3. Susperia

    Susperia Member

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    No I like vag too much.
     
  4. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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  5. CAIRATH

    CAIRATH Astral Disaster

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    Hey wow, this is the worst thread ever.

    ps- IBL
     
  6. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    LOL on keeping the poll open 6 months...
     
  7. hibernal_dream

    hibernal_dream A Mind Forever Voyaging

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    I bet you spent HOURS writing that
     
  8. DropDeadFred

    DropDeadFred booger eater

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    How is this the worst thread ever?

    More like the best thread ever!

    Fuckin A Right, i said it.
     
  9. Susperia

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    I didn't write that you jackass-----It says right on it who wrote it.


    You guys are so fucking uptight it's ridiculous. A thread on favorite pornstars?? SURE! But a thread on queefing?? Booo.

    So. fucking. conservative.
     
  10. CAIRATH

    CAIRATH Astral Disaster

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    Susperia making blind assumptions and generalizations? No way.

    Stop being a complete fucking idiot for just one second if you can manage that. You might find it refreshing.
     
  11. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Well, she does want to go to art school..
     
  12. Hell Awaits Us All

    Hell Awaits Us All New Metal Member

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  13. Ender Rises

    Ender Rises Wass sappening?

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  14. Susperia

    Susperia Member

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    Wow you guys really can't take a joke can you.

    Oh well, whatever. Lock the thread if you want.
     
  15. Ender Rises

    Ender Rises Wass sappening?

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    I don't care about favorite pornstars or queefing and I find both threads to be in poor taste. But, if you guys want to talk about it, have fun.
     
  16. Hell Awaits Us All

    Hell Awaits Us All New Metal Member

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    BEST PICTURE EVER :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  17. Ender Rises

    Ender Rises Wass sappening?

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    No, this is the best picture ever.
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  18. cookiecutter

    cookiecutter Proceed to Ultraslamming

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    Can we get some queef porn and call it even?
     
  19. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    This should be one of those moments where I pull some random vid out of my collection and put it on rapidshare or something...









    ...but I can't.
     
  20. hibernal_dream

    hibernal_dream A Mind Forever Voyaging

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    "Raymi the Minx"?

    I thought it was a pseudonym of yours.
     

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