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question: beards

Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by coelacanth_M, Dec 20, 2003.

  1. coelacanth_M

    coelacanth_M human plant/container

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    hey, here's a super-hypothetical situation/question.

    if some guy with a beard gave you head, and then the beard hairs got stuck in your vag, impregnating you with a beard baby (i guess a baby with hypertrichinosis), would that count as immaculate conception?
     
  2. Autumn Falls

    Autumn Falls Ace Harding, P.I.

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    What the hell? Don't disrespect beards! They are the only thing keeping me from looking 12!

    Brandon
     
  3. coelacanth_M

    coelacanth_M human plant/container

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    i know i know!

    i just changed it when i realized that about 325743895734853 people on this board probably have beards! oopsies!
     
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    avi W3RK3R

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    hahahahaha!!!!
     
  6. minxnim

    minxnim meow

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    i think i've stated my beard aversion before. beard babies would be ten times scarier than foot babies.
     
  7. GRIND.KILLED.EMO.

    GRIND.KILLED.EMO. the giant poo monster

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    :masterbates furiously:
     
  8. coelacanth_M

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    this thread totally went the wrong way.
     
  9. FuSoYa

    FuSoYa Lunarian

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    first funny G.K.E post ever
     
  10. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    My girlfriend has never been impregnated by my beard, but maybe that's because it is merely a goatee, or a Van Dyke if you will.

    EDIT: Nevermind, a Van Dyke is with the mustache thingy, I don't have that. Simply a goatee, nothing more.
     
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    Ominous Luminous Hostile 17

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    I can't grow facial hair!
     
  12. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    my beard looks like a vag.
     
  13. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    i don't think you mean immaculate conception? the immaculate conception was the conception of Mary (in HER mother's womb) without original sin, not the conception of Jesus despite the absence of Josephsperm.

    unless you mean to imply beard babies are utterly sinless. yuck.
     
  14. Josh Seipp

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    uhh no not at all since there would be a perfectly good explanation for the baby

    ps you are INSANE
     
  15. coelacanth_M

    coelacanth_M human plant/container

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    oh, hmm.

    alex, are you serious?
    well, that's sort of embarrassing.

    okay, i meant "virgin birth" then.
    does it count as virgin beard baby birth?
     
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    my beard is incredibly virile and potent.
     
  17. FalseTodd

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    Oh, Mia, I guess it's time we had a little talk about where babies come from.

    You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
     
  18. coelacanth_M

    coelacanth_M human plant/container

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    hahahaha!

    shut.

    anyway, you meant, "when a BEARDED man and a woman love each other very much..."
     
  19. FalseTodd

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    Bearded men don't love.
     
  20. ImNoHippy

    ImNoHippy pinball extraordinaire

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    ahem, bearded men can't love.

    redbeards unite.
     

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