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Discussion in 'Pelvic Fury' started by Doty, Mar 22, 2010.
are you quoting me or milk?
Me: MILK! THEY HAVE SMOKES
Milk: OH! FUCK!
*in the car going to nicks wedding*
Me: DAMN GURL. LEMME GET A CRACK AT DAT ASS
Milk: LEMME FIND OUT. I WILL KNOCK THE DUST OFF THAT PUSSY.
At Nick's rehearsal dinner...
me (to Nick): (incoherent babble- I was trying to say "let's do a shot")
Nick: "Thanks a lot, I'll never get that time back"
Dave (to Nick): "THAT WAS FOR "BLUE VELVET!"
jack- "That retard battle was, by far, the best fight i have ever seen"
bwahaha COUNTER RETARDS?!
at work today "if someone doesn't screw me these nuts are gonna fall right off"
jack-"Nah dawg, if i was a girl i'd have fat tits TRUST ME"
Jack-YO BITCH, HUG MY DICK
Vinnnie: "so, do you get morning wood?"
Dude, I NEVER talk about dicks.
In the midst of all the "That's what she said" quotes last night, there was a left-over this morning....
me- "I want to do it as soon as possible, and I don't want it to take long"
Pat- "That's what she said"
"That 17 year old was soooo good."
I was talking about whiskey, perverts.
ahahah i just remembered this one "SO YOU NEVER GET RANDOM BONERS?"
"What could they possibly find on my phone? There is nothing on there but pictures of cats and text messages about dicks"
"what if the crips and the bloods were like the north and the south in the civil war, and thats how blacks won america back?"
"Awesome! I found a unicorn horn." - Jack is so gay