Okay. It's your minus tbh. The first one was about a beautiful blonde bitch I couldn't fuck, because I first had to have babies with some queen of some kingdom or something, and it was unacceptable to have sex with a different bitch before that (or ever). But one day this bitch I wanted to fuck let me do everything and we were making out etc. and I thought finally, she stopped caring about the stupid rules and will let me fuck her. It was so fucking sexy and I was so horny, so I started to pull off her panties, she had beautiful legs etc. and she was smiling and said "I have a surprise for you. I sewed her cunt and mine together, so you can fuck me without breaking the rules." Then I looked at her pussy and that was the most fucking disturbing/horror view I've had like ever in a fucking dream or fucking ever, two cunts sewed together, the scar was fresh with the stitches bleeding and so. I was like NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Half asleep I was trying to forget it and imagine I could have fucked her in the dream if she had a normal pussy, but I couldn't. The vision of two vaginas sewed together was too strong. The second one was just me being in some hospital or something, and we went to a toilet to have a piss with a friend of mine, and the pisoirs in the creepy hospital were together with some showers or something, and then this nice brunette bitch came to take a shower and was just so sexy so I had to have her. She immediately let me to lick her pussy and it was really cool util she said "don't you mind my ugly clitoris? It's placed weird". And then I took a look at that pussy, and again, a horrid view. It wasn't a clit, that was a fucking tubercle and I was like FUCK NO NO NO NO NO!!! AGAIN!! IN ONE NIGHT!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO. I'm afraid to sleep since this night on. EDIT: I guess it can sound funny now but trust me, it wasn't.