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Discussion in 'Dark Tranquillity' started by La Rocque, Dec 28, 2005.
"holy book of DT."
896: There are also ten DT commandments.
897: "Thou shall listen to Dark Tranquillity."
898: "Thou shall love Dark Tranquillity."
899: "Thou shall not miss their shows."
900: "Thou shall respect each of their albums."
901: "Thou shall headbang to Charater."
902: "Thou shall appreciate the amazing-ness of The Gallery."
903: "Thou shall break your ears listening to their bootlegs."
904: "Thou shall drink beers given by DT members."
905: "Thou shall catch Mikael when he does a stage-dive."
906: "Thou shall not steal DT music."
907: On day eight He created audience for DT
908: The new Tranquillian religion has been created.
909: Everyone knows you can replace Jesus with Mikael Stanne in the Bible.
910: If Mikael Stanne changes his name to Jesus Christ, it would make my job of writing the DT Bible easier.
911: A DT fan by the nickname of 6 Stringed Fingers shall write and publish the DT Bible, Version 1.0 in no more than three days and no less than one.
912: DT Bible, Version 1.0 is hard to write
913: DT fans tend to just read the original Bible and change the name Jesus to Stanne.
914: Yet, the DT Bible, Version 1.0 will soon replace the original bible, as it will not contain all the bullshit the original does and it will contain more insightful stuff regarding the meaning of life, the universe, DT and everything.
915 through 925: DT Bible, Version 1.0, Beta: "And there was DT, the finest creation of God or Big Bang, the masters of metal and of music, itself. And through out their 17 years of existence, they have proven the possibility of evolution, building more complex and different melodies each album. Although the route their are treading on now is unagreed by errr... UndoControl, the rest of us DT fans has always loved what DT has done. And we have no doubt (UndoControl included) That DT will amaze us again. DT has said words of wisdom in their works, and is quoted many time by the ever-growing fans. It has portrayed beauty, love, hate, death, nihilism, and all of the divine nature. Let's headbang to their music with respect and awe and praise the energy that constitute their body and mind. For they are the messengers of life."
Rincewind told me not to bow to anyone, but screw it. ^ =
Yes, let's all bow to DT.
We're not worthy.
We're not worthy.
We're not worthy.
But as certain fact mentioned before, DT members are very humble. So that makes them even worthy of our worship.
926: When this thing is finished, if it ever is, i shall revise it and post it somewhere.
927: DT Bible: Version 1.0 May never be finished, not till I have enough free time to write it.
928- Someone will have the honor of posting the 1000th fact
929: DT might be the one to post the 1000th fact.
Very insightful, Zack, as always.
6: That would be amazing.
930: On day nine all DT fans began to write one thousand facts about DT.
931: DT fans are not psychic-linked, but we understand each other well, through words or not.
Ah,screw it...I'll have to bow down also on this everything and especially to DT
932: Anders Fridén can be considered analogous to Judas, as he betrayed the almighty Dark Tranquillity.
933: The new DT religion involves a lot of bowing-down.
You just jumped 10...
924: there's an 18% chance a member of DT will post a something about their own band in this thread.
925: There's a 99.9% chance it will involve a funny anaecdote about catching a fellow member masturbating on the tour bus.