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Discussion in 'Dark Tranquillity' started by La Rocque, Dec 28, 2005.
Ok... *goes to sleep*
Pffffff...like you would really go
Ah, i wouldn't? *gets offline*
*waits for a WHOLE minute until you get back*
I would do, but only you would buy it and the profits wouldn't be enough to compensate for the fact that I would most likely get sued by the church, the government, the RSPCA, Royalmail, Centurymedia, NuclearBlast and Nik Sundin's family...
...I'm sure more people would buy it
Fact #950 (and versicle 2:2 of the DT Bible):
And then, on the three-hundred-and-sixty-second day of the seventeenth year since the Creation, all Dark Tranquillity fans did set out to write one thousand facts about the holy band. So great was the endeavor that one Dark Tranquillity member got involved. This is what was said:
"They all seemed straight to me," said King Chaos, referring to the members of Dark Tranquillity. And then, upon being asked about the sexual orientations of God or Big Bang's creations, namely after being asked whether a Dark Tranquillity member was gay, he proceeded: "And no, don't ruin it for me... let me pretend... it's Brändström."
And then King Chaos did press the matter further by saying: "If any of the members of Dark Tranquillity were allergic to seafood, it would be Brändström. Doesn't he just look like the type of guy who has seafood allergies? Lobster is like kryptonite to him."
And Brändström was furious. But King Chaos still spoke more against God or Big Bang's breath: "Anders Jivarp can fire an arrow from a bow farther than most men could shoot a buller from a gun," including Brändström in those unfortunate men who allegedly cannot fire a bullet farther than God's arms can fire an arrow.
And so Brändström, in his infinite fury, inquired: "What the hell?"
And indeed UndoControl acknowledged Brändström's anger by remarking: "Wow, King Chaos. You really did it this time. Martin will have your guts for dinner!"
And so, with inexpressable embarrassment, King Chaos affirmed that he would give Martin Brändström a gift symbolic of his most sincere apology. But UndoControl did come to the conclusion that King Chaos was in love with Brändström.
:Smokin: :Spin: :hotjump:
951(just trying not to spam with the bible):
So God has created the world, time flows in its rivers and oceans, the dawn breaks and the dusk falls, the four elements interweave, forming all matters, some of which become the basis for life, and all beings were in motion. The men rise among the animals and build their kingdom of stones. All seems prosperous
But God was yet to be pleased. Men have only seen one face of beauty, the one ofwhich she is the most proud, the one which is lit buy the light of day. But that is only the veil of beauty. Undernear that gorgeous piece of cloth is the true face of beauty, hidden in the shadow of eternity and commencement, unseen for the human eye. It is the face of chaos, the face of void, the face of darkness.
God decides to present to men the truth in beauty. But he's afraid, afraid of the reactions men would have against the unseemly nature of beauty. Yet it is the true nature of Art, of creation. He doesn't want to cause fear among his children, so he created, from his own essence, 6 humans as his messengers:
Stanne as his voice
Fridèn as his tongue (which will be a fallen God, kinda hate to reveal the punch, but if I don't, I'll get flamed. XD)
Jivarp as his arms
Henriksson as his ears
Sundin as his eyes
and Brändström as his breath.
(the rest of the band members would ascend into god-hood from humans)
At their birth, God ordered his minions, the skydancers, keepers of the eternal night, to carry the 6 new souls to The City of Nightfall, one that is ever at dusk and on the edge of Horizon. There reside the choosen people of God, where the 6 souls would be raised, untainted by the world of men.
(tell me the typos in it )
hahaha, oh man, I'm glad to be a part of the DT holy scriptures, but don't remind me of that fiasco.
But then god feared that their messengers would feel alone, since the world was really only for them, so he created his fans.
He made his fans pledge allegiance to his messengers, and their fans said:
"Oh grandious messengers, we pledge allegiance to thee, our skydancers of the eternal night, we honour thee, our dark side inside all of us, we adore thee"
"And so the messengers, the Dark Tranquillity, were happy, because they knew they could always count on their fans"
I think we should let a member of the band write fact #1000.
Ha, i didn't went to the show but some friends told me that the crowd was short...
DT, Dismember, Hammerfall, any other Swedish band
but Opeth... uke:
I like Opeth
Well good for you .
952. A tranquillian called Tritonus has recently made the tranquillian symbol out of aluminium....
But wait. I thought Stanne was god..... How does that work. Did god create himself and his voise on the first day?
somebody got to answer that...
Now....There's a crisis in the tranquillian church. We pray to the mind's I for an answer. But this is what we've got so far and I do believe that there can be two solusions
1: God created himself on the first day
2: God created Jesus on the first day and god is infact the mind's I
I start a thread about the bible so we won't destroy this thread with to many posts...
@all: maybe I'll edit it up to 1500 or 2500 things?
or I could be a forum Nazi like QRV and marduk1507 on the 'Game: ultimate non-metal band' thread and cancel posts
I don't know what the hurry is all about?
It reminds me of the old joke:
Two bulls are on the top of a hill looking down at a herd of cattle in the valley below.
The younger bulls says to the older bull, "Lets run down there and fuck a couple of cows"
To which the older bulls replies, " Lets walk down there and fuck em all.
actually I hope forum members will continue to notice things about DT after 1000 is reached and continue to post them?