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stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Discussion in 'Bloodbath' started by Tumn, Sep 9, 2008.

  1. stefan86

    stefan86 invariably off-topic

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    Belac Flesh To Steel

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    There is no cow level
     
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    DarkGift ov Doom

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    Just played some Diablo 2 and I can say with confidence that the Starcraft cheat, much like the cake, is a lie.
     
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    Belac Flesh To Steel

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    Ahh yes, but at the time Diablo 2 did not exist!

    I'm sure this is common knowledge, but back in the day there were elaborate hoaxes trying to convince Diablo 1 players of a secret cow level with ridiculous instructions on how to get there, and even screenshots of a fighter attacking cows in a cave. I have no idea how it got so out of control, but I had a friend determined to follow the instructions perfectly to get there. It was stupid steps like "you must walk exactly 18 steps into level 2, and then town portal, and then walk 14 steps north, 11 steps west, and walk straight until you reach Griswald, then drop your starter sword and drink 3 potions while giving yourself a reach-around and chanting in hindi".

    I don't know how the fuck such a retarded idea took off, but I love that Blizzard acknowledged it so brilliantly. It's probably all because when you click the cow in Tristram the character says "yep, that's a cow". Thus a legend was born.
     
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    Back when Blizzard was still good :( #grumpyoldman
     
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    Tomorrow first day of last year of university. Just give me fucking diploma already, youre not gonna teach me anything I dont know / cant learn on my own 10x quicker...
     
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    My friend and I are training table tenis at university and he decided to put me in uncomfortable position - talking with woman.

    Apparently he told some random chick that im interested in her and she confronted that. Luckly this was the day where I was creative.

    Told her im gay and that im sick this guy is trying to "fix" me, he just cant accept who I am and almost made myself cry. It worked, now people think that hes an asshole.

    And that im gay. But it was worth it.
     
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    lmao. I don't even know what to say to that man.
     
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    I often sacrifice myself for the greater good. Most of the time its just my dick for a sake of joke, this time I maybe went too far
     
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    stefan86 invariably off-topic

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    Recreational marijuana is now legal across Canada. As the globe spins, everyone west of us is about to see a giant smoke cloud and get a contact high.

    Just kidding, earth is flat. Birds at the top of the dome are going to be tripping balls though.
     
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    the_fiend Dan Swano Fanboy

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    So, the North-pacific ocean, basically?
     
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    Yup, tons of stoned fish. Also Alaska and a few drunk ass Russians.
     
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    stefan86 invariably off-topic

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