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stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Discussion in 'Bloodbath' started by Tumn, Sep 9, 2008.

  1. Lifemocker

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    I dont know the original, because Im (mostly) heterosexual, however first word left just a flesh wound, second word punched me in the face and last is just perfect definition of "richly diverse" basicly meaning "We need more negros John!", because it's never other ethnicities (because other ethnicites are actually busy working and living, while scorched skins just live lives of the professional victims.
     
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    holy shit, what have I done :lol:
     
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    Warhammer 40k incoming
     
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    I'm all for it, didnt see any black marines in Wh40k, what a fantastic world!

    And my zerg fetish could be fueled by tyranids, cover me in slime and drool, bug daddy
     
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    THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE AND I AGREE AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE ZERO TWO WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO SIT

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    Black Templars mah dude

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    Just realized who I was speaking with; you meant skin colour.

    I'm pretty sure Salamanders are black
     
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    For a second I was like "Does this guy forgot im a racist?" :lol:

    But I just googled Salamanders (as I only know basics of wh40k world", they skin colour is literal black and comes from some kind of radiation, so that makes them metal.

    We have greenskins, but I havent seen a single poopskin in this world.
     
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    Seeing Gojira today
     
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEMPERATURE ITS MELTING MY FAT
     
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    18 degrees and rain over here :3
     
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    38 degrees here, being new record for June in this country.

    Fucking yay, thank you, coal whores.


    I was always like "Nah, couldnt live in asia, those bigger mosquitos, huge ass hornets and temperatures"

    Guess what, both mosquitos and hornets came to europe and temperatures as well.

    Im outta here, cya
     
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    rj rl multidimensionally dyslexic

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    Fuck heat, and in general fuck summer, and in general fuck life
     
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    My crotch smells like sauerkraut and im too lazy to go and wash my balls, gonna die from suffocation, be nice knowing you
     
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    The solution is obvious, isn't it? Move to Antarctica; no people to annoy you, it's cold, and only white bears over there so you can't even get racist. It's a win/win for everybody!
     
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    It might be hard to get there some thicc anime thighs
     
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    Bring your fapfolder
     
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    I have my fapfolder embedded into my brain, but I need now additions all the time because I get bored
     
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    rj rl multidimensionally dyslexic

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    How do you headbang to this? Fucking hate syncopation for the sake of syncopation, never expected Opeth to go there
     
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    Sounds like something I was doing when I had no fucking idea how I want to use my guitar.

    I still have one riff that I have no idea what it's time signature is.
     

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