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stupid gay ass topic : hair

Discussion in 'Amon Amarth' started by Celtik Militia, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. Celtik Militia

    Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard

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    i'd like to know something, do germanics not have much hair on their body parts? :loco: cause i personnaly look more germanic than latin and i have absolutely no hair! i dont mean on the head but on the body (except for the private parts..). and i was wondering if it was a germanic thing not to have hair.. like under the armpits and on the torso.. i noticed scandinavian metal band members didnt have hair either, like AA for example.. whereas all latin people i know are so fucking hairy.. but shouldnt germanics have more hair normally cause it keeps you warm and they live in colder regions??
    i'd like to have a beard by the way, but this shit doesnt wanna grow enough and i'm already 18, wtf?!... so here's for my stupid thread thingy.
    (that makes 2 stupid threads for my history in this forum.. with that story thread;.) ... thx for answering

    :wave:

    (yeah i like racial topics)
     
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  3. Tomasz

    Tomasz outdoor type

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    hair on my balls @12 and on my face at 26 or so, also about 7 on my chest and 15 at the armpits, and about 200000 thick as trees on my skull, none on the ass that I know of, some in the nose to catch the flys
     
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    i think most of germanics have many hairs.......from the ass to the skull!!
     
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    Belgar The Wallonian Redneck.

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    I agree, all others are probably non-germanic. So those who claim to be should just stfu.
     
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  8. Celtik Militia

    Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard

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    ok so Rammstein, AA, Windir, Marduk (those are examples of bands who's members i saw bear chested, on live or on pics) are non-germanic? they dont have hair.. or very little. i doubt they shave their hair off.

    whereas portuguese people for example are said to have a lot of hair, even women :p.. so ;. whatever.
     
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    You know they say here in Germany that french women don't shave... what's your opinion on this?

    Anyway, I have really hairy legs which look like fur pants and a pretty strong beard growth for my age, but on the chest frontier I am less progressive or watever.

    P.S. Usually i wouldn't have answered this, but since it's for the sake of race studies...
     
  10. Belgar

    Belgar The Wallonian Redneck.

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    For the sake of race studies hahaha, boy, you really crack me up! Are you on a personnal quest for your old german roots, seems like a recuring theme with you? I replied knowing it would stir up our 2 "germanic" loving friends and it worked perfect ... you 2 boys just crack me up .. go on and read more ww2 books and study more ancient germanic history to trace your roots and the quest for the pure race. Who the fuck cares who is hairy or who is not.
     
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    I get hair here and there.. I fucking bet you guys haven't yet had the great idea of getting a pair of tweezers and picking every single chest (..and other) hair off.. one by one.. And yes, I'm a freak!
     
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    Waxing takes out your hairs on a mass scale, and the burning sensation afterwards actually feels kind of good.
     
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    Yep.. but it get's much more interesting when you have to pick every single little and longer hair one by one with tweezers
     
  14. Celtik Militia

    Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard

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    haha, i do! shit how much does it cost to ask these professionals to find my genealogical tree? :p like if i wanna trace it back to 1600..?

    anyway my dear Belgar i love you so.. :) you once said all should be proud of their origins and defend their country... i am proud of my diverse origins weither they are celtic or germanic or latin. i wear a celtic cross around my neck and love celtic history that i know much better than the germanic one. and wanting to be informed about your origins and the history of your people isn't something to laugh about (i'm sure you'll agree), and i'm interrested in that shit! i'm not interrested cause i'm a wannabe aryan superior to all, i mean if i were algerian and were interrested in arab history you probably wouldnt diss me about that. cause this forum is for AA, which is vikingish, the "germanic" theme often comes up, and i gladly get into it to learn and discuss about it. thats it.
    and btw, i started this thread after a long evening of drinking, i wouldnt have started anything like that if i were not a bit drunk. but i wont diminish myself by saying i regret, this truly is a question i've always wondered about, i should have done fucking studies about mankind's evolution and phenotypic differences :D

    @TheLastWithPaganBlood : lol yeah i heard about that people say french women dont shave.. thats pretty weird, i dont think they dont shave more than women of other countries :Smug: but i dont really know much about women of other countries anyway...
     
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    Yeah I wouldn't know either since I don't have what you would call an international experience with women. Oh and by the way, never mind Belgar, he's just jealous:)
     
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    hehe, jealous of what, lack of hair on your balls?
     
  17. Belgar

    Belgar The Wallonian Redneck.

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    Of course you should be proud, but when I hear ... yeah for the sake of racial studies ... this is just too funny.
    Oh btw, yeah I am very jealous ... give me yr address and I
    shall be more than happy to shave my right butt cheek and mail you a few hair. Maybe you can glue them on yr chest.
     
  18. OnceSealedInBlood

    OnceSealedInBlood fuck shit

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    You guys are talking about each others body hair? What the hells up with that? I choose to _______ participate. Fill in the blank...Divide by 2....Multiply by the square root of 64....
     
  19. Celtik Militia

    Celtik Militia Dumb French Bastard

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    hmmm, so i guess the blank is "not", "not" being the number zero for the british, i'll calculate :
    0/2=0
    0*8=0
    0 being the absorbant of a multiplication and the spaces being comutative, not stays not.. is that it? :D i'm proud, i didnt do scientific studies for nothing! :p

    @Belgar : lol, anyway i think the "for the sake of racial studies" was a joke, as well as the "he's just jealous" thingy.

    anyway arent you guys glad i started a topic? cause this place is sometimes static so always be glad about new topics!
     
  20. OnceSealedInBlood

    OnceSealedInBlood fuck shit

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