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Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Lord Foul, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. Lord Foul

    Lord Foul I don't spank men

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    http://www.theregister.com/2007/03/06/milosevic_staked/

    Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart.

    According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic popped his clogs back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia.

    Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart".

    Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly".
     
  2. Metal head87

    Metal head87 Member

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    Thank goodness, I'd hate to think of the peril the world would be in if they didn't do this.

    But what I want to know is, vampire hunters are real?
     
  3. Captain Beard

    Captain Beard No longer active

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    Well there are people who believe in vampires and want to take steps to prevent their suckling on necks, yes.
     
  4. Necromunchkin

    Necromunchkin Lord of the Whisky

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    A friend of mine said if you stake someone through the chest and they don't get up, they were probably a vampire. Always good to be extra cautious, I guess.
     
  5. derek

    derek Grey Eminence

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    A sub-culture of people do exist who take this all very seriously. Fake tooth implants, etc etc.

    If they're stupid enough to become vampires rather than buying a good pair of ass-hugging denims from GAP, so be it.
     
  6. Metal head87

    Metal head87 Member

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    I'm going to send a shitload of goth kids to Serbia.
     
  7. Necromunchkin

    Necromunchkin Lord of the Whisky

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    I despie GAP. But I also despise faux "Vampyre" lifestyle.
     
  8. Metal head87

    Metal head87 Member

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    I like the GAP, but I also despise those vampire kids. Anyone who would file their teeth to look like fangs should be shot.
    They're as bad as the snake kids that have their tongues split through the middle.
     
  9. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    aw come on serbian cops, let them go. better safe than sorry, right?
     
  10. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    wow, awesome news hahaah
     
  11. dreaming neon darkspot

    dreaming neon darkspot natures' retard

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    i wonder if george romero will be shot in the head post-mortem to prevent the same kind of thing from happening...
     
  12. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    naw, everybody loves zombies.
     
  13. Lunar Still

    Lunar Still Doodle drawrer

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    Pirate eco-terrorists, political vampire slayers...the world's a beautiful place to raise children.
     

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