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teh joke thread omg

Discussion in 'Dark Tranquillity' started by Malaclypse, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. marduk1507

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  2. Blitzkrieg Pajo

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    Your mother pulls trucks on Eurosport.
     
  3. marduk1507

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    Wow, wasnt that funny.
     
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    Magrathean worldbuilder

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    Three mexicans are caught trying to cross the Mexico-USA border and arrested by an american policeman. This particular policeman, having his own strange taste, offers them a deal:

    "If your penises together reach one meter, i'll let you guys go; if not, you're busted."

    So the first of the mexicans pulls his pants down: 90 centimeters.

    The second pulls his down: 9 centimeters.

    The third one pulls his down: barely one centimeter.

    The three mexicans are cheering and happy, and the policeman, satisfied with what he saw and true to his word, lets them go. After that, the mexicans are congratulating each other.

    "Shut up," the first one says. "If it weren't for my 90 centimeters, we would be in jail."

    "Well, i didn't do so bad myself," the second one replies. "9 centimeters is okay, i think."

    "Oh, shut up, you tarts," the third one says. "If i hadn't gotten excited, neither of us would be here."
     
  5. Nitronium Blood

    Nitronium Blood UM BOARDS' JESTER

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    I'm sorry but that was racist.
     
  6. Taliesin

    Taliesin Immaturity Aside

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    <Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar.
    <Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."
    <Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
     
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    molochete King Of Kings

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    haha Funny

    Btw im Mexican
     
  8. GONE Ridin' Hood

    GONE Ridin' Hood Professor.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That was even better :lol: .
     

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