I am the complete idiot. I would really like these features in a guitar: - Noiseless recording, no static. - Whammy Bar! - Stays in tune while playing and using whammy.. - Good for playing live AND recording in the studio. And I also want a good acoustic guitar with a nice, full sound. But I have no idea how to find the right guitars with the features I want, and without making me sell my house and car to afford it. I need to buy a good electric, and also an acoustic. Sound quality means a lot to me! Can someone help a complete idiot?