nov·el - A fictional prose narrative of considerable length, typically having a plot that is unfolded by the actions, speech, and thoughts of the characters. Idiots. All of them. There's some annoying albino chick that got on the local tv station this morning saying that the evil albino in the story is not a true dipiction of all albinos. Well not shit. Morans. I hope this movie makes a shit load of money just to piss all these people off.