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The 'DG Hearse' Chev Cavalier (I drive a 'deadly' automobile).

Discussion in 'Woods of Ypres' started by David Gold, May 16, 2007.

  1. David Gold

    David Gold Son of the Darkest Blues

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    According to 'Consumer Reports' list of automobiles with 'Highest rates of driver death', my car ranked as the 7th most dangerous!

    A co-worker brought this to my attention today and I said "Yeah, I can deal with that. In fact, I'll somehow find a way of using that info to promote my band" etc... And here we are! :lol: To add to this report, based on my own experience, I would say that the main cause for deadly accidents involving my car would be blamed on 'black metal vocal practice while driving'. + The fact that my Cavalier is black just makes it that much more badass. Killer! :kickass:

    See the complete article here: http://autos.msn.com/advice/CRArt.aspx?contentid=4024763&topart=pickups

    Fear not! See you on the highway! :)
     
  2. FUBAR

    FUBAR Member

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    You drive a hearse?
     
  3. sdmf2

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    the Cavalier used to be my favourite car. now I tend to dislike most car shapes and types. Trucks and bikes are where the good stuff is I think, though very inconvinient
     
  4. Limbonic

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    Hah, I have a Chevrolet Cavalier 2 Door :zombie:

    Oh well
     
  5. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    Grim kvlt and necro!
     
  6. Katatonica

    Katatonica noise and whisper

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    speaking of grim kvlt and neko... where the hell is Woods III?
     
  7. CaGeD iN

    CaGeD iN Wandering on Ypres Rd.

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    dave u are the most brutal guy i know lol
     
  8. matt schrauben

    matt schrauben Curse You All Men!

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    This my friends is a REAL cavalier. I used to drive this bad boy except it was a read one. It went through my older sister, older brother, then i got to drive it until the brake lines rusted out. Then we got the Olds' 88. That car is a beast!
     
  9. David Gold

    David Gold Son of the Darkest Blues

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    Hey Matt,

    I used to have one just like that before my current Cavalier, same color and everything, except mine was 2 door. It got totalled when some jerks carelessly crossed the centre lane in an intersection next to the University of Windsor (Huron Church and Wyandotte) and ruined both our cars. It happened about 10 pm, the night before 9/11 happened. I remeber waking up the next morning all sore, pissed off that my car was gone, turned on the tv and thought...wtf? Bad times.

    Ah, Cavaliers. :)
     
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    I see we are still both still alive though David!
     
  11. David Gold

    David Gold Son of the Darkest Blues

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    Very good point! :) It doesn't matter what ever happens, it could always be so much worse.
     
  12. Miltbrand

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    Yeah, you could be driving a Peugeot 309!!!

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    Mine looks just like that one, except the aluminium... wheels? the things inside the tyres? :oops: are a bit different. But I´ve had my 309 ´91 for 2 months, and there´s been nothing but trouble!!!
    Fuck that, today I bought a pair of 360W speakers to put behind the back seat. So now I can annoy other drivers with some METAL even more than now, hehe.... :headbang:
     
  13. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    Lawl, I was expecting a cheesy quote, 'we'll never be alone while we hold true to each other' or something!
     
  14. matt schrauben

    matt schrauben Curse You All Men!

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    Damn... I remember when my brake lines rusted out. I was driving along and i all the sudden couldn't fucking stop! So i had to use the emergency brake.

    Then when we went to a dealership to trade it in, like usual they test drove it and we kind of forgot to tell them it had no brakes! The lady test driving freaked out hardcore.:lol:
     
  15. CaGeD iN

    CaGeD iN Wandering on Ypres Rd.

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    my e-brake doesnt work so if my breaks die im SOL

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    here is my hearse




    *edit except it is blue and the rims are so much cooler, oh and it has a umm custom "rust color" paint job in some parts, it took years to do so it has to be worth a lot... i think if i stood on the bumper it would fall off
     
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    Swanpocalypse New Metal Member

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    This did not age well... at all. :(
     

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