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The Great Big Cocks of Scandinavia

Discussion in 'Amon Amarth' started by EvilVince, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    This thread is about penis size. I was born in America, but am mostly Norwegian (with a little bit of Irish, German, and Polish heritage), and I am hung like a horse. So I'd like to compare sizes with all you Europeans. I'm 9 inches and thick, so I was wondering, are most other Scandinavians generally well-hung? I mean I'm so big I can gag a chick. I sum it all up to my great Norwegian heritage, you know, that great big ole Viking cock of legends. I'm long, I'm strong, and I'm proud. I was just wondering if it is a Scandinavian tradition to make all your women walk crippled-like.

    -Vince

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    If I divorce my husband, will you marry me?
     
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    Oh, sorry, I forgot...Size don't matter. Never mind.
     
  4. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    Well I'm sure when you're from Canadia you must stay indoors and fuck all the time because of the harsh cold weathers. Who needs to walk straight when you just stay indoors all the time. Anyways, I'd like to fuck you. Maybe you could give me the ole 'Swedish Winter'.

    -Vince

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  5. Tyra

    Tyra Member

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    Tell you what, next time I go home to Sweden (prolly next year) I'll go on a fact-finding mission, tape measure in hand, OK?
     
  6. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    I guess I would figure phallic size would have some type of correlation to height; so if you are '9 inches' then how tall are you?

    If I remember last I heard average was suppossed to be 5.5 inches or so for people about 5ft10inch or so - like hell I could verify that though.
     
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    Im packin 1 3/4 to 2 inches on a good day and im armenian. My balls are huge though. Up for a fact finding mission to Hacienda Hts.?
     
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    don´t be surprise to much...compare your dick with the real masters on this matters, africans...
     
  9. Thrymfal

    Thrymfal Snootchie Bootchies

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    one way or another, your threads seem to always be about penises. And no there is no actual scientifically verifiable ethnic link with penis size.
     
  10. Knarfi

    Knarfi Yaba-daba-doo!

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    should i be reading this
     
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    valerus The Ghost of Perdition

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    wondering the same thing.
    I am reading out of disgust
     
  12. Thor_Arise

    Thor_Arise Worship Amon Amarth

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    Actually, statistically the largest size is owned by Native Americans, not the Africans
     
  13. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    Oh, I got really smashed again and posted something about genitals. How embarassing. Sorry guys! Well, I just woke up and I'm seeing Amon Amarth in a few hours! Can't wait! Oh, and just to clarify, I'm 6"4.

    -Vince
     
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    SantaSCSI Vlaemsche Leeuwenzoon

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    Lets be honest, the title was SCREAMING to read huh :p

    I'd say,size doesnt matter and there is no link between race and size.
     
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    well, i have not tried myself none of those, africans or native americans, but i think africans have them the biggest in terms of lenght and widht, however, only in lenght i dont know...ok, homework for you Thor, discoverer us the biggest ever, with facts annndddd pictures!
     
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    Thor_Arise Worship Amon Amarth

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    The largest erect penis on record was purported to measure 18 inches in length and 6 inches in circumference. (Dr. Freshman, "Penis Size: An Extra-Large Concern", JackInWorld, www. jackinworld.com/library/articles/size.html (accessed TODAY).).

    And as for pictures... well let's not go there. I shall leave it up to your imagination to visualize the item.
     
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    Thor_Arise Worship Amon Amarth

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    More Penis Fun Facts:

    Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

    Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

    Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

    Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

    Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

    Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

    Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

    Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

    Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

    Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

    Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

    Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

    Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches (<----- WRONG ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH)

    Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet

    Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet

    Most arousing time of day/season! for a man: early morning/fall

    Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

    Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

    Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60&#37;

    Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

    Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

    Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

    Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

    Average # of erections during the night: 9

    Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

    The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

    Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds (WHO TIMES THIS & HOW?)

    Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

    Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) (Most born only to die miserable deaths afterwards in open air! ).

    Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

    Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

    Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

    Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

    Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

    # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

    In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the:

    alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

    Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen

    after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

    ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

    Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)

    Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, dou! ghnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)

    Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower

    It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an A.M. erection

    CrazyShit, "Penis Statistics....," CrazyShit, www. crazyshit.com/docus/cnt/143 (also accessed TODAY).
     
  18. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    Oh my god.

    -Vince
     
  19. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    :lol: I always love a good penis size thread! :lol:
     
  20. shanky

    shanky bruce lee lol

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    5'11" and packing 7.5 inches when erect. Take that, average men.
     

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