Native americans and scandinavians are huge? Well..Im both! Muahahaha! Anyways what a thread to be greeted with. Tsk tsk...what would Johan say?
what? big dick jokes? ok. my dick is so bi it has a knee. My dick is so bi when i cum, clowns come out. My dick is so big it takes four oxen and a boxcart to jerk me off. My dick is so big they tried to build a statue of it and ran out of cement. My dick is so big several shirpas have died in search of it's summit. My dick is so big movie theater popcorn now comes in 4 sizes, small, medium, large and my dick. of course, the real joke my actual dick.
As long as we're discussing gifts, "dick in a box," and humor, here's my contribution. I first encountered this when I went to a sex toy party in college (it's like a tupperware party only fun). We all had a rollicking laugh at the expense of gents who feel they need to use this: Perfect Extension 9 Inches - By Mail Order - Sex Made Easy
I was born in America, but am mostly Russian and Norwegian and I'm only packing a 6 inch penis (15.24 cm) at 5 feet 9 inches, so I have no idea. You probably just got really lucky. Shit happens.