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The Great Big Cocks of Scandinavia

Discussion in 'Amon Amarth' started by EvilVince, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. Knarfi

    Knarfi Yaba-daba-doo!

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    thats just wrong.. even more wrong than turkish black metal
     
  2. Ragnaroksprophet

    Ragnaroksprophet Swedishmetal Refugee

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    Native americans and scandinavians are huge? Well..Im both! Muahahaha!


    Anyways what a thread to be greeted with. Tsk tsk...what would Johan say?
     
  3. Thrymfal

    Thrymfal Snootchie Bootchies

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    he'd probably chuckle to himself, and drink a beer.
     
  4. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    pfffft, length is overrated. Its all about teh girth!!!!111
     
  5. Bates

    Bates Swamp Yankee

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    That saved me a lot of trouble shopping. :)
     
  6. Tyra

    Tyra Member

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    Yeah, that's kind of what I figured. I sent the same clip to my husband...
     
  7. Bates

    Bates Swamp Yankee

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    Hehe... actually, my wife showed me that clip yesterday... :D
     
  8. skinnywhiteboy

    skinnywhiteboy Friend Of The Suncross

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    i thought this thread might be about roosters... damn
     
  9. Bates

    Bates Swamp Yankee

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    Kinda like the old "cock that hangs below my knee' joke, eh?
     
  10. Thrymfal

    Thrymfal Snootchie Bootchies

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    what? big dick jokes? ok.

    my dick is so bi it has a knee. My dick is so bi when i cum, clowns come out. My dick is so big it takes four oxen and a boxcart to jerk me off. My dick is so big they tried to build a statue of it and ran out of cement. My dick is so big several shirpas have died in search of it's summit. My dick is so big movie theater popcorn now comes in 4 sizes, small, medium, large and my dick.

    of course, the real joke my actual dick.
     
  11. Verdandi

    Verdandi New Metal Member

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    As long as we're discussing gifts, "dick in a box," and humor, here's my contribution. I first encountered this when I went to a sex toy party in college (it's like a tupperware party only fun). We all had a rollicking laugh at the expense of gents who feel they need to use this:
    Perfect Extension 9 Inches - By Mail Order - Sex Made Easy
     
  12. Renie Gamgee

    Renie Gamgee Member

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  13. Bates

    Bates Swamp Yankee

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    Please note the ticklers are optional ;)
     
  14. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    janned New Metal Member

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    would luv to feel how really big is it.
     
  16. PaganBlood

    PaganBlood Congicate

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    Hahahah what??? This thread is old school.
     
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    Azzen New Metal Member

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    I was born in America, but am mostly Russian and Norwegian and I'm only packing a 6 inch penis (15.24 cm) at 5 feet 9 inches, so I have no idea. You probably just got really lucky. Shit happens.
     

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