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the JOKE thread

Discussion in 'Anathema' started by siderea, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. siderea

    siderea soûl spy

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    seriously
    put jokes in here, lame ones go first

    what says a duck flying to a wall?

    Quack!

    :sounds on : aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaa
     
  2. Crack Hitler

    Crack Hitler homeless

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    what's the most trickiest part in killing a child?



    gettin the blood out of the clown costume.
     
  3. Morpheus

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    haha, funny you say that. Yesterday i saw a duck flying against a huge fence, looked quite funny. nothin happened though, to the duck that is.
     
  4. marginalé

    marginalé why?

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    :lol: :Spin: :loco: :D :lol: hahaha
     
  5. siderea

    siderea soûl spy

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    once there flew a bird against my window, and it left this print on it. looked cool.

    hey more jokes please :)

    its yellow and you can jump on it

    a chick :wave:
     
  6. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    ppl never laugh when i tell a joke...:cry:

    so i'll just shut up
     
  7. siderea

    siderea soûl spy

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    irene, this is the great thing about being behind a computer: shoot!
     
  8. Morpheus

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    :lol: I'm not much of a joke teller. Nothing comes to my mind yet but this bloomer:

    there were some students in their first dissection lesson at uni. So the prof says:" You gotta learn two things: First to overcome yer loath, and second your attentiveness in sight. Now i want you all to repeat what i will show you." He walks to a corps putting a finger in its arse, then licking it up. The students were disgusted but all finally overcame to do it like the prof did. After the last student sat back down to the class room, all with a disgusted face the prof said:" Well done everybody, but you all failed the second thing to learn. I put the middle finger in the arse and licked up the forefinger."
     
  9. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    aaaaaarghhhhh!!!:puke:

    well since i'm not good at telling jokes, i never even take pains to remember them...
     
  10. Raven Soul

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    What is a sheep crossed with a kangaroo?
    a woolly jumper :) :hotjump:
    i heard that recently, my answer was an ugly kebab :tickled:
     
  11. MetallicaSux

    MetallicaSux But only lately.....

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    This penguin was driving his car when it broke down. He stopped at the mechanic and the mechanic told him he must leave the car and come back later. As he is a penguin and he loves ice cream, like all penguins does, he decided to get one. As he is a penguin, he doesn't have hands so he messes most of the ice cream on his beak. When he gets back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells he, it looks like you blew a seal. So the penguins replies, no, its only ice cream.
     
  12. Morpheus

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    yeah, I'm sorry Irene 'twas the only thing coming to my mind recently.
     
  13. Crack Hitler

    Crack Hitler homeless

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    I'm gonna do the classic:

    What's more exciting than ten babies in a trashcan?



    One baby in ten trashcans.
     
  14. Morpheus

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    you shouldn't see too many of those films, you know ;)
     
  15. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    ah, is it about films?
    i thought crack had kind of a problem :D
     
  16. Morpheus

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    maybe he has problems cause of these films :loco: just kidden
     
  17. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    ":loco: just kidden"

    so was i ;)
     
  18. Morpheus

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    so we both seem to be quite funny after all :Spin: :erk:
     
  19. blackeyed

    blackeyed original rude boy

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    ahhhhhhhh mate, get this, there was a fight at the chippy round by ours the other night. it was brutal, some fish got battered.
     
  20. blackeyed

    blackeyed original rude boy

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    to compliment cracks sick baby jokes...
    what blue and oranage and lies at teh bottom of the swimming pool?
    a baby with burst arm bands.
     

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