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The kill you game

Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by mutantllama, Sep 30, 2006.

  1. mutantllama

    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    you think of ways to kill the person above you
     
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    poison the nut?

    you sure you're not just here for the suicide? :p
     
  3. mutantllama

    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    Ill stab your ass
     
  4. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Rape your tate with a nailgun.
     
  5. mutantllama

    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    Ill rip your balls off then I will stab you with a knife
     
  6. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    You will drown in my feces.
     
  7. TheDukeOfKahn

    TheDukeOfKahn Not just for lubing

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    Kick you into the gorilla cage during mating season
     
  8. Horus

    Horus and his imaginary friend

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    I can think of 99 Ways To Die for this guy.

    (score one for a Megadeth reference)
     
  9. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    Genital Stomp so ya can't dance no more!
     
  10. Tubbs

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    I'll stab you with all of your Flying V's simultaneously in several major organ locations.

    EDIT: Damn you! I'll stab you with all of Ptah's Flying V's simultaneously in several major organ locations!!!
     
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    Horus and his imaginary friend

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    LYPOSUCTION!! XDDDDD
     
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    I'll kill you by smothering you with my excess fat and then urinating down your esophagus while you're suffocating, then I'll take a giant butcher's knife and chop all of your Flying V's in half, killing you by shock in the process. :lol:
     
  13. mutantllama

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    Ill make you watch Oprah
     
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    ^ I'm far to fat to be open to Oprah's terrible powers.

    Anyway, I'll take a soda can, cut it in a spiral shape, then promptly cut your aorta at the largest point so it leaks blood everywhere. Then I'll collect the blood and put it in another soda can, mix it with raw sewage, and make you drink it while making you watch Oprah, Jenny Jones, Montel, and a random soap opera on 4 simultaneous television sets. After that, I'll take a pen and jab your eyesockets, but leave them attached just enough so you can see yourself die miserably.

    Is that too much? :erk:
     
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    I think you're already dying of some pent up frustration or something..
     
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    I'll kill you for saying that!
     
  17. IdolWarship

    IdolWarship Legions Of Burger King

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    haha!

    i will kill tubbs mcgee, by ripping off my own arms and beating him to death with them...
    uhh, using my toes to wield them. yeah.
     
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    I'll make you shit your mothers vagina as I wield my groinhammer against your esophagus.
     
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    IdolWarship Legions Of Burger King

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    fair enough. but this is the same mother who tried to swallow me as a sperm and ended up puking in that very vagina, thus making way for my entrance into this world.

    whereupon i exited the womb with teeth, very sharp teeth, and flew at your neck like some demonic projectile, tearing out your adams apple, therefore making you seem to be female, so you are buried in a dress.

    this game rocks.
     
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    I think I'll take a jackhammer, a thick steel wire, and a concrete table with metal loops on four sides. I'll take the wire, make sure it's nice and corroded so it can cut through your skin, and then tie you to the concrete table. I'll make sure the wire is so tight that it's slicing through your wrists and ankles. Then, I'll take the jackhammer and drill through your brain, heart, lungs, liver, and pancreas. After that I'll take an elephant and make it stomp on your stomach multiple times, making blood spew everywhere in an incredible gorefest.

    NOTE: I just want to say that I'm not sick, sadistic, or crazy in any way. I'm simply bored. :erk:
     

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