^I am gonna stretch you testicular sack until I can give you a mouthful of balls and then make you chew and swallow them.Then you will simply bleed to death.
Damn, that emperor cover is a popular av. i just got rid of it because bluewizard had it, and now so do you.
^I'm going to seduce you. Then, I'm going to tie you to your bed, drop some cough drops in your mouth, and gag you. Then I'll shake you silly until you choke to death on said cough drops. After you're dead, I'll untie you and place your hands around your penis to make it look like you choked while jerking off.
OH YEAH!?!?!? WELL, I'LL TAKE YOUR FOOT AND EAT IT WHOLE, without butter or various nice fixings. The blood loss is enough to kill you. Hmm, something seems strange about this. ... ... ... ... ... Oh, dammit! I just ate my own foot.
^ You say your location is "BRAINS"? Well, brains are a potential health hazard. You might want to move away before you DIE. OOPS, too late. You died from a SUPER DUPER ULTRA BRAINIFICATION SYNDROME VIRUS DISEASE THING.