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The kill you game

Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by mutantllama, Sep 30, 2006.

  1. Tubbs

    Tubbs Bi-weekly top album:

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    ^ The time it takes to clean up the mess would kill you from exhaustion. :Smug:
     
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    ^I'll beat you to death with a giant penis sculpture while singing "I'm singin' in the rain, Just singin' in the rain...What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again.."
     
  3. Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos

    Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos Cocain supervillian

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    ^I'll smash you in the face with a glass bottle of milk (several minutes after comensing of the penis beating)
     
  4. NaTaSMAI

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    ^I'll beat you to death with a plastic baseball bat
     
  5. Tubbs

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    ^ I'll beat you to life with a plastic baseball bat, then beat you to death with an aluminium baseball bat, then beat you to life with a wooden baseball bat, and finally beat you to death again with a miniature baseball bat! :erk:
     
  6. NaTaSMAI

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    ^I'll keep you locked in an attic and feed you cookies laced with arsenic every day until you die
     
  7. Travis

    Travis Bassist

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    I'll put my hand on your goddamn throat and squeeze, real hard. Then, when content with the amount of unreversable damage I've done, I'll drive my free fist into your fucking skull a good number of times before throwing you on the ground and crushing what's left with my foot. Nothing personal.
     
  8. entanglement

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    I'll shoot ya. Bang bang. :D
     
  9. IdolWarship

    IdolWarship Legions Of Burger King

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    i'll make you drink from the Ganges.
     
  10. The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid Afterimage

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    Ill jizz on your face so much you'll drown
     
  11. IdolWarship

    IdolWarship Legions Of Burger King

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    oh my god that's foul.
    i guess i really turned you on for you to jizz so much in my face.
    i'll never dress up like a member of Poison for halloween again.

    meanwhile, i'll blast your lower half off with an elephant gun, then stick my arm up your torso and work your jaw like a ventriloquist dummy.

    Faith No More the Puppet: "hey everybody! if i still had a dick, i'd jerk off to bon jovi album covers!"
     
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    I crap on chest yours of.
    U JU!
     
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    ^I'll reach up your ass, pull your intestines out, and strangle you with them
     
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    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    I'll kick your kidneys into that piece of shit you call a gullet :mad:
     
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    ^I'll feed you poisoned jelly donuts
     
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    Punch you hard :erk:
     
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    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    :cry:
     
  19. kerrys wear boots

    kerrys wear boots technoviking

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    I'll give you a kirby!

    That's basically a curb stomp. :erk:
     

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