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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by Soultorn, Sep 20, 2002.
Then I ate a well cooked steak
And noticed the impending doom on the calender
So I thought I'd talk a walk in the garden to smell the lavender
But I couldn't forget what was going to happen, so I wept
And like a demon slowly crept
Rapping at my chamber door
Just like I had done the day before
I feel bad and I want to sleep
But Insomnia is digging deep
I reach foward to embrace
Inner peace, and solemn grace
But my sense fail, so I cry
and im always wondering why
but I always try to carry on
My luggage that the government says is a thread to national security even though I think it's a con
And Oscar Mayer has a way
To figure out this issue and make my day
But I'm always complaining, I can't get enough
Cause cheap deli meats are really tough
Why can't I find a tender roast beef?
It seems as though it's because of that thief
Who emptied my fridge and made me starve
I think it might have been Brett Favre
I Died a little inside when my Fridge was emptied
So it was west that I journeyed
Searching to find the food I lost
Worried i was about how much it would cost
So i tried to sell my soul to satan
But he said I should straighten
my back so I could fit in his cave
So now i know i must be brave
Ill bring Satan to his Knees, and try to rule hell
For the glory of the Heavens,
From whence he fell
And changed the underworld to soothe him well
He is the one we fear, when we are about to die
Or the one who shall make the ultimate sacrifice (kinda rhymes I guess)
Tombstones Crumble as he is forgotten
The power of the Spirit was the Final Sacrifice
Only followed by that of the warrior of Ice.
Yes, a reference to the 2 cheesiest Power Metal bands to ever exist. This is definitely the cheesiest post I've ever made.