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The Maiden Downunder drinking game

Discussion in 'Maiden Downunder' started by spawn, Aug 25, 2003.

  1. spawn

    spawn Member

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    Im bored.

    Take a drink when:

    * Someone who doesnt visit here regularly posts in a thread and never comes back.

    * Koichi calls Dimmu Borgir Dummy Burger or something similair, makes fun of Matt Barlows sooky wooky voice, makes fun of Sonata Arcticas lyrics or yells at Spawn for some reason.

    * Spiff says Glenn Hughes is the voice of rock.

    * Troops says something about gl... Actually we would all die of alcohol poisoning so never mind.

    * Troops and Spawn get into an argument about something trivial(ish). 2 if the argument goes for longer than a page.

    * Someone has a metal question and Goreripper knows the answer, have 1. If its the most obscure thing you ever heard in your life and he still gets it, have 2.

    * Whenever there is tour talk about Iron Maiden coming here, have 5 to drown your sorrows.

    * Whenever some shit melodic death band Spawn doesnt like announces a tour, have a drink (so thats about FIFTY for this year...)

    * When Lord Tim posts a HAHAHAHA! have half of a tiny sip of drink.

    * Whenever someone makes fun of black metal, raise your glass, say a toast and have a drink.

    * Whenever a band loses a member and theres a thread about it, have 1.

    * When someone says they arent getting their hopes up that the new album from a band will be any good, have 1.

    * When someone mentions Troops' sister, have 1. Bonus drink if its a lewd mention.

    * When a thread gets resurrected, have 1 for every year old that it is.

    * Whenever a thread gets locked, drink a bottle of 59 bordeux from the vineyards of France.

    * Whenever there is a poll, have a drink.

    * If Troops ever gets his movie made, drink yourself to death because armageddon is just around the corner.

    * If Blitzy gets into an argument with anyone about Load and Reload being good albums, have a drink. Have 2 if he wins.

    * Have 1 drink if someone posts dvd info for a new dvd and it only has shitty bonus features.

    * If when someone writes the word hysteria Spiffy quotes it and goes "when you're near", have a drink.

    * Someone posts a haul, have a drink. Have 2 if they got something you would have bought. Have 3 if they didnt get ANYTHING you would be interested in.

    * When someone gets a livejournal, have a drink.

    * When someone posts a rant about something, have a drink.

    * When phloggy says something sarcastic have a little bit, but not much.

    * When Seventh Son or Sprucey post about prog, have a drink. Have a carton if there isnt a member of Dream Theater involved.
     
  2. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    I have two Hughes Turner Project CDs for sale on eBay right now.
     
  3. KoichCPA

    KoichCPA Banned

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    I'm gunna be drunk an awful lot,

    You may as well change mine to "whenever Koichi posts something"
     
  4. spawn

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    Where is phloggy anyway?
     
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    KoichCPA Banned

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    Last I heard he was doing a national tour with his Interpretive Dance Group.
     
  6. spawn

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    Puppetry Of The Penis?
     
  7. phlogiston

    phlogiston Bejabbers!

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    Tiny, tiny, little puppets. No stage show, I had to work close up like a table magician.
     
  8. spawn

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    Table magician?
     
  9. phlogiston

    phlogiston Bejabbers!

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    I mean, HEY! :mad:

    And what's a guy who only drinks apple juice and Pepsi doing posting drinking games?
     
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    phlogiston Bejabbers!

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    Yeah, you know, table magician. Does little tiny tricks at your table, or at least very close to you. I like those best because you're right there and still can't figure out how it's done.
     
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    I never said it HAD to be alcohol, and sometimes I have apple AND blackcurrant juice, but thats only if I want to hit the hard stuff and forget my troubles for a while.

    So you were a penis puppetry table magician?
     
  12. KoichCPA

    KoichCPA Banned

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    He has a tiny, tiny little puppet to Spawny
     
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    phlogiston Bejabbers!

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    Went down well, too. The show was received OK also...

    I mean HEY! :mad:

     
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    Yeah but I never said you HAD to drink alcohol, thats my point :) Glad to hear the shows went well, it must have been hard to get up each day and do them.
     
  16. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    spawn, you forgot:

    *when The Prisoner posts some obscure interview from a foreign magazine with a member of Iron Maiden, have half a tumbler of absinthe.
     
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    phlogiston Bejabbers!

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    What's a 59 Bordeux of it's not alcohol?
     
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    Its a grape variant liquid.
     
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    Have a whole tumbler if the translation makes little sense :lol:
     
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    Then call an ambulance
     

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