Im bored. Take a drink when: * Someone who doesnt visit here regularly posts in a thread and never comes back. * Koichi calls Dimmu Borgir Dummy Burger or something similair, makes fun of Matt Barlows sooky wooky voice, makes fun of Sonata Arcticas lyrics or yells at Spawn for some reason. * Spiff says Glenn Hughes is the voice of rock. * Troops says something about gl... Actually we would all die of alcohol poisoning so never mind. * Troops and Spawn get into an argument about something trivial(ish). 2 if the argument goes for longer than a page. * Someone has a metal question and Goreripper knows the answer, have 1. If its the most obscure thing you ever heard in your life and he still gets it, have 2. * Whenever there is tour talk about Iron Maiden coming here, have 5 to drown your sorrows. * Whenever some shit melodic death band Spawn doesnt like announces a tour, have a drink (so thats about FIFTY for this year...) * When Lord Tim posts a HAHAHAHA! have half of a tiny sip of drink. * Whenever someone makes fun of black metal, raise your glass, say a toast and have a drink. * Whenever a band loses a member and theres a thread about it, have 1. * When someone says they arent getting their hopes up that the new album from a band will be any good, have 1. * When someone mentions Troops' sister, have 1. Bonus drink if its a lewd mention. * When a thread gets resurrected, have 1 for every year old that it is. * Whenever a thread gets locked, drink a bottle of 59 bordeux from the vineyards of France. * Whenever there is a poll, have a drink. * If Troops ever gets his movie made, drink yourself to death because armageddon is just around the corner. * If Blitzy gets into an argument with anyone about Load and Reload being good albums, have a drink. Have 2 if he wins. * Have 1 drink if someone posts dvd info for a new dvd and it only has shitty bonus features. * If when someone writes the word hysteria Spiffy quotes it and goes "when you're near", have a drink. * Someone posts a haul, have a drink. Have 2 if they got something you would have bought. Have 3 if they didnt get ANYTHING you would be interested in. * When someone gets a livejournal, have a drink. * When someone posts a rant about something, have a drink. * When phloggy says something sarcastic have a little bit, but not much. * When Seventh Son or Sprucey post about prog, have a drink. Have a carton if there isnt a member of Dream Theater involved.